What's on your desk?

[Daye.04]

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I don't get it. Why does everyone need vaseline? I'm perfectly fine without ..

Actually, I don't need it either, I figured it would help with the joke.

Well. Kleenex is more than enough for me. But still. How the deuce could people have the need for vaseline? If they're doing it the way I think they are, I see no possible situation were you need vaseline. Unless you have some kind of stone-cock, that is.

 

[Nox13last]

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I don't get it. Why does everyone need vaseline? I'm perfectly fine without ..

Actually, I don't need it either, I figured it would help with the joke.

Well. Kleenex is more than enough for me. But still. How the deuce could people have the need for vaseline? If they're doing it the way I think they are, I see no possible situation were you need vaseline. Unless you have some kind of stone-cock, that is.

Thanks for sharing that. I could have done without that considering that it's nearly 3AM for me.

 

[Daye.04]

Thanks for sharing that. I could have done without that considering that it's nearly 3AM for me.

Then why did you read my post? You should have known that I'm almost as bad as Max =P

But jokes aside. Done without what? The assumption that people might have stone-cocks?

 

[Nox13last]

Thanks for sharing that. I could have done without that considering that it's nearly 3AM for me.

Then why did you read my post? You should have known that I'm almost as bad as Max =P

But jokes aside. Done without what? The assumption that people might have stone-cocks?

Yes. I need to fall asleep at some point, and this uncomfortable dialogue has made it all the harde-- NEVER MIND!!

GOODNIGHT!

 

[Shapsters]

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I don't get it. Why does everyone need vaseline? I'm perfectly fine without ..

Actually, I don't need it either, I figured it would help with the joke.

Well. Kleenex is more than enough for me. But still. How the deuce could people have the need for vaseline? If they're doing it the way I think they are, I see no possible situation were you need vaseline. Unless you have some kind of stone-cock, that is.

I've always thought the same thing! I tried it once, all it did was make my hands grimy!

 

[Daye.04]

Good night, sir. I shall not bother you anymore. Except from this.

Imagine how long you'd last with a stone-cock! You surely wouldn't please the girl, but you'd last forever!

 

[Shapsters]

Good night, sir. I shall not bother you anymore. Except from this.

Imagine how long you'd last with a stone-cock! You surely wouldn't please the girl, but you'd last forever!

SIGH

The possibilities!

 

[Daye.04]

I've always thought the same thing! I tried it once, all it did was make my hands grimy!

And not to mention the loss of gripp you must have!
I mean I've used vaseline for other pursposes before. And my hands slip all the time. I reckon my penis is not less likely to slip. Wich would make the whole thing pretty awkward, I guess ...

Good night, sir. I shall not bother you anymore. Except from this.

Imagine how long you'd last with a stone-cock! You surely wouldn't please the girl, but you'd last forever!

SIGH

The possibilities!

I kinda reckon you won't feel very much, though. And then wat's the point. And beside. You're stuffing cold rock into her, I doubt she'll enjoy it. And if she doesn't enjoy it, the whole purpose is kinda lost, isn't it?

 

[Shapsters]

I've always thought the same thing! I tried it once, all it did was make my hands grimy!

And not to mention the loss of gripp you must have!
I mean I've used vaseline for other pursposes before. And my hands slip all the time. I reckon my penis is not less likely to slip. Wich would make the whole thing pretty awkward, I guess ...

Good night, sir. I shall not bother you anymore. Except from this.

Imagine how long you'd last with a stone-cock! You surely wouldn't please the girl, but you'd last forever!

SIGH

The possibilities!

I kinda reckon you won't feel very much, though. And then wat's the point. And beside. You're stuffing cold rock into her, I doubt she'll enjoy it. And if she doesn't enjoy it, the whole purpose is kinda lost, isn't it?

Ya well, logic is always a bubble burster.

 

[Daye.04]

Ya well, logic is always a bubble burster.

Yes. But think of the times it's not! The times when it's likelyhood that is the bubble burster. Ah, those were good times ...

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

Paper that says "dealzjackson@myspace.com"(not mine)
Photo album that holds disks instead of photos
Cheap-ass mirror
2 Black speakers
Dell black computer monitor
Ribbon
A couple CDs
A black dell mouse
A black Microsoft keyboard
A vase containing 5 fake sunflowers
Black Xbox 360 controller battery pack
Straw wrapper
Shiny pencil