I'm a woman, so my brain never shuts up. Here's my thought process:
*How to discourage trick-or-treaters from ringing the doorbell.
*Will the kittens run a rampage this Christmas by tearing up boxes & bringing down the tree?
*How many years will it take to pay off my tripple student loan?
*What kind of job can I get that avoids customer service, cash registers & has night shift?
*Why did I go to art college instead of a tech school anyway?
*Can I afford a new computer & a good graphics card this Xmas?
*Will I ever meet someone with a rare disease & diagnose it on the spot?
*Why do all the good shows go off the air & all the shit shows go on forever?
*When will newer horror movies stop sucking & being predictable?
*Will Serious Sam 3 be funny?
*When will Tony Daniel & Grant Morrison team up on another Batman vs Joker story again?
*Will ther be a Sam & Max season 4?
*Will Quirk Classics turn any more public domain classics into zombie spoofs?
*Will we ever get Crystal Pepsi back?
*Will Lemony Snicket be writing any more book series that are seriously too morbid for kids?
*When will Anne Rice stop ruining her already self-ruined franchise?
*What the hell do people see in big conventions when small ones are much more managable?
*Is Warner Brothers seriously going to make an American McGee's Alice movie?
*Will I ever get to go camping or hiking again?
*Where the hell is that smell in my office coming from?
*Why do I keep forgetting I get headaches when I don;t drink coffee?
*Why did I say "yes" when my mother invited me to the opera?
*Will Jerry ever clean his room before his mother dies?
*Will Aveyond 3 have a 4th part?
*Why doesn't BBC America just rerun old classics instead of showing the news & reruns all day?
*What will happen to the shows I watch when Opera takes over Dicovery Health.
*How many adults are going to see the new Pee Wee Herman movie?
*CGI already ruined Alven &Y the Chipmunks & Garfield. What childhood show will they ruin next?
*Was anyone else let down when Carmen SanDiego, SatAM Sonic, Tales from the Cryptkeeper, & Are You Afraid of the Dark turned out not to be nearly as cool as they remembered?
*Seriously, where is that smell coming from?
*Take...on....me......Take on me...taaaake meeee hoooooome, take - on - me...