What's the best advice you've ever recieved?

[Johnny Xtreme]

Stay single

 

[Urgh76]

Also:
"Remember the first three letters in funeral is FUN!"

my uncle...

 

[Blimey]

"Wear a condom. For fucks sake wear a condom."
-My dad, a very wise man.

 

[A Raging Emo]

"Ooh, I'm not too good with advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

Cookie if you know who said THAT!

 

[feather240]

"Never take anything too seriously."
-Me

It would have been better if "Me" was "Meh"

''A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.''

This was in Roald Dahl's book, The Twits

Unless you don't know them personally.

My best advice. "Just get it done." Still haven't used it yet.

 

[Supernatural Girl]

"Don't worry, you'll be fine. Tell me how it goes after." - My Best Friend

If you get hit, hit them harder - Dad

I remember this. Funny how it becomes bad either, after you've used it or a year later.

 

[geldonyetich]

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." - Buddha

 

[Cheeky Marmoset]

Lifes a ***** and then you die, when you play D&D, lifes a die and then you *****
-Dad

 

[Rooster893]

Believe none of what you hear and only half of watch you see.

 

[Captain Pancake]

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

Andy Dufresne.

 

[Supernatural Girl]

Lifes a ***** and then you die, when you play D&D, lifes a die and then you *****
-Dad

That is soo true for me.


An old favourite of mine and my dad - "Do or do not. There is no try."

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

ignorance is bliss

 

[gallagherhjh]

L2P, various

 

[teisjm]

You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter.

Neither can you spell psychotherapist without spelling psycho rapist.

And you can't spell school without failing at spelling cool.

 

[TheColdHeart]

The best (for humour) my dad told me whilst he was pretty drunk, but told me like it was the secret to everlasting life.

Never spill or waste a drink...it's alcohol abuse...never leave a drink behind!

 

[Purple Shrimp]

''A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.''

This was in Roald Dahl's book, The Twits

that's my favourite line from Roald Dahl

 

[SometingStupid]

"Shut Up."
-Just about everybody I've ever met XD

 

[AlexWinter]

Judge not, lest ye be judged. - Matthew

 

[Jaranja]

Be prepared to take what you dish out.

and

Go for the average girls, you wont get any better.