Whats the best thing about australia day

[Abedeus]

Beware the Drop Bears!!!!

That has to be the best trick played on naive tourists there has ever been...

Definately, followed closely by the hoop snakes, a trick Aussie troops played on the yanks during the vietnam war. On a slightly more personal note, but reasonably amusing, during ww2 my great-grandfather sold the americans genuine kangaroo feathers.

Hey, hey! The Drop Bears are real!! My grampa ate one. Tastes like chicken.

The bear, not my gramps.



By the way, how's called a large tea in Australia?

Beer.

That was the joke, har har har.

 

[Snadwich Wizard]

Walkabout:
£1 a pint.
£1.50 a Snakebite.
Nuff Said.

 

[J-Man]

My boss let me off one of my deadlines, because I spoke in an OTT Aussie accent, and since I'm an Australian citizen, he felt pity on me.

 

[Snypar]

Beware the Drop Bears!!!!

That has to be the best trick played on naive tourists there has ever been...

Definately, followed closely by the hoop snakes, a trick Aussie troops played on the yanks during the vietnam war. On a slightly more personal note, but reasonably amusing, during ww2 my great-grandfather sold the americans genuine kangaroo feathers.

i do hope you tell them how to prevent the drop bear attacks... vegemite behind the ears before they bed down... if you dont and they get attacked you might feel bad! ...then again its only another tourist

 

[Jaythulhu]

By the way, how's called a large tea in Australia?

Beer.

That was the joke, har har har.

Joke? Hahahahaha, that's a true fact mate!

i do hope you tell them how to prevent the drop bear attacks... vegemite behind the ears before they bed down... if you dont and they get attacked you might feel bad! ...then again its only another tourist

Hahahahaha, yeah, it's a good thing they're nocturnal. The best defense is to stay away from large trees at night though. They can't drop on your head if you're not in their hunting range.

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

I do it by refusing to follow a day where a bunch of BRITISH people turned up on our shore in their little boats. I rather celebrate other days, like Anzac day or Federation day. You know, days when Australia actually did something to be proud of.

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

Toss another shrimp on the barby Shelia.

Do you know how long it took me to figure out what a shrimp was?
I still can't figure out why people would want to eat them instead of prawns.