Well last year at a party well into my second 40 of the night my friend says hey bet you can't jump that bonfire. Well if the burns are to be believed i sure couldn't.
What's the craziest/most irresponsible thing you've done?
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i know it's the rock on sign, i just found it a bit ironic you lit your hand on fire and your avatar is a rock salute on fire/ I'm a fan of rock music too!kommando367 said:
My answer would end me up in jail so I won't reveal it here. suffice to say I am worse than hitler for maybe exceeding the speed limit on a public highway.
saw the doc get shot up by Iranians so I drove the Delorean to get away from their van (ended up going back in time). I nearly made out with my mom and I created a time paradox. Also Saved my future family from falling apart and I Saved the doc brown from the 1880's after he met Clara. Oh and also I dumped alot of shit on the Tannen family
The most death-defying thing that I can legally speak about is something I did out of state. And because it was out of state, I'd like to see the officers over THERE do much about it. Actually, they might try, but it was years ago, so I doubt it. So, happy fun-time lunacy. I was walking along an area, which will remain nameless, on my way to a local theater to see an action movie that I also won't name. (But as a hint, it ironically ends with a train and you'll see WHY that's funny in a minute.) Now, I know for a fact that there's a slightly more direct way to get there via train track. I'm there, walking along the tracks with my hat and my MP3 player, jamming along a line that I know perfectly well has bullet trains running along it. Why? Because I've already walked highways and subway lines like they're nothing and so it's time for the next step up. So, here comes a bullet train. I see it coming. Instead of running off all dodgey, I kneel between the two sets of tracks, between the inbound and outbound. The train rushes by me at full speed while I hold onto my hat and listen to music. The rush is so pure that I know that I'll never feel the like. I also never do that again because to try something like this more than once is to become some kind of a junky and it's STUPID besides. I AM insane, but I am never stupid or unhealthily obsessed with anything. I did it because it was a great rush before the movie and, probably, to say that I did it at some juncture, though I certainly didn't tell anyone I know because they'd lecture me horribly. Still, there we are. Do NOT fucking try that at home or anywhere else.
Brought scenario paintball gear to a hotel. I didn't wear it but I set it in my hotel room... so when the maid came in she was treated to the sight of what looked like tactical armor, and a 50 caliber sniper.
I had a bit of explaining to do that day.
to the cops
to the maid
to the manager
But I actually got a refund after all was said and done
I had a bit of explaining to do that day.
to the cops
to the maid
to the manager
But I actually got a refund after all was said and done
LOLhippo24 said:
I laughed my ass of when I read you post.
because the same thing happened to me and my friend.
except we were on the top floor, and we both had snipers.
no refund though.
7 mile walk to ASDA at 3 AM.
Then, when we got there, we thought, "Let's see if we can unscrew the big "A" from the sign".
Apparently, they don't like that.
Then, when we got there, we thought, "Let's see if we can unscrew the big "A" from the sign".
Apparently, they don't like that.
Got so completely baked one night that I pushed my £2000 bike into the canal near my house. And went in after it. Good job a chunk of that money was spent rust proofing it...
And my other one is, I got drunk in town playing strip poker for vodka shots, that I ended up in my boxers, and there was a woman in a luminous orange coat who I apparently punched in the arm.
Hmmm...
Anyone who defends these substances is insane.
They sure can be fun though.
And my other one is, I got drunk in town playing strip poker for vodka shots, that I ended up in my boxers, and there was a woman in a luminous orange coat who I apparently punched in the arm.
Hmmm...
Anyone who defends these substances is insane.
They sure can be fun though.
Got into a fight with a stranger because a bunch of kids asked me to. Turns out he was famed for his fighting prowess. That was my first and only fight.
Yeah, I'm dumb.
Yeah, I'm dumb.
I probably shouldn't tell anyone but who cares, right? ok, I took an unholy(about 8000mg) of pain pills. I could not feel anything. I (in my state of mind) punched a wall several times, an let my friend slap me VERY hard whilst it was recorded on a cell phone. My face swelled up really bad and all I could do was laugh. I was afraid to sleep that night because I feared I had OD'd. Don't do drugs kids!
I was testing an MMORPG at my old job, was in the really early pre-alpha stages. I set up two players and did an emote for each, anyways... It essentially looked like one avatar was sucking off the other. I recorded the video with FRAPS because I thought it was funny. Turns out I accidentally overwrite a video that I had to submit for a bug on the online database. My QAC (Quality Assurance Co-ordinator) turned red and freaked, he didn't know what to do. I got booted off the project for that. Fortunately our client seemingly took it well, and I guess they got a laugh out of it.
I quote my boss when saying "The only reason you're not fired is because you're a damn good tester." And I swear I felt like fucking shit for the entire day.
My first and last time having alcohol poisoning. I had 6 beers, then I got 4 screw drivers, and I kept on drinking beers. I was fine at that point, feeling good so I order a full round of shots for the table (something like 12 shots in total). The shots were a mix of Jack Daniel's, and Black Russians. So the shots came, I pay up and I down 8 of them in quick succession. After that I don't remember much. Next thing I know I wake up in my bed all "WTF!". Turns out when I got home from the taxi, I tried opening my neighbor's door.
It just so happens that they had a thief break in to their house a few days earlier, so they thought I might have been a thief. They call the police, and they come to the front door, I was still trying to open it. They ask me "You live here?" I remember them asking me that, then asking for my ID. I don't know how I got inside my place since there's a rather steep staircase. My mother tells me she found me hunched over the toilet bowl with barf all over the place. She mentions me barfing the second she lifted me up from the bowl. By the end of the evening I had nearly spent 90 dollars on alcohol.
I quote my boss when saying "The only reason you're not fired is because you're a damn good tester." And I swear I felt like fucking shit for the entire day.
My first and last time having alcohol poisoning. I had 6 beers, then I got 4 screw drivers, and I kept on drinking beers. I was fine at that point, feeling good so I order a full round of shots for the table (something like 12 shots in total). The shots were a mix of Jack Daniel's, and Black Russians. So the shots came, I pay up and I down 8 of them in quick succession. After that I don't remember much. Next thing I know I wake up in my bed all "WTF!". Turns out when I got home from the taxi, I tried opening my neighbor's door.
It just so happens that they had a thief break in to their house a few days earlier, so they thought I might have been a thief. They call the police, and they come to the front door, I was still trying to open it. They ask me "You live here?" I remember them asking me that, then asking for my ID. I don't know how I got inside my place since there's a rather steep staircase. My mother tells me she found me hunched over the toilet bowl with barf all over the place. She mentions me barfing the second she lifted me up from the bowl. By the end of the evening I had nearly spent 90 dollars on alcohol.