What's the craziest thing someone at your school has done?

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Saucycarpdog

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The title says it all.


I remember hearing that a couple years back, some kid in my high school ran into it shouting "I'm gonna shoot up school" while he was carrying two super soakers. Never heard what happened to him.
 

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Back in high school, the craziest action I saw was done not by a student, but by our president. She fired one of our best teachers, and what was her crime? Re-marrying after getting a divorce.

Catholic high school, I won't ever miss you...
 

BonsaiK

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Back when I went to school one guy in my class tried to rob one of the teachers at knifepoint (yes, my school was pretty nasty). He got punched out by the teacher plus a free trip in a police car for his trouble.

Also once we had a substitute teacher in a class who was a Vietnam vet, he went psycho while minding a class and held them hostage for a while until a couple kids escaped and alerted the police....
 

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Stay Open...nah we had a bomb situation though. A couple of ROTC kids were messing around and put some highly flammable stuff in a bottle, and then threw it. It stated smoking, the kids ran, and the bomb squad was called in. I shit you not it was great i missed 5th period and i HATED 5th period. Nothing blew up though, and one of the kids got expelled.
 

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There was a stabbing in the bathroom over a drug deal... a couple times. Please note that the only place good in California is Monterrey, they fooled me to think it was all nice.
 

Dango

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Someone was actually crazy enough to put thumb tacks on our teachers chair. Then he got expelled. And then he stabbed someone.

EDIT: An oh yes, although this isn't really one person, I'll never forget the school year where we had 12 bomb threats, and even though none of them were real, there were still two or three cases where bomb squads arrived and one where a fucking SWAT team came to our school.
 

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I cant rly remember, but i know a homeless man wandered into my school's basement and walked around for a few hourse until the school's police officer escorted him out.
 

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Jedi's attacked the school rally/assembly thingy that was held outside, all but one got away clean.

Another year we had a giant pack of cigarettes run across the field for the rally/assembly thingy but they were ready for him and he was not aerodynamic. He got taken down hard.
 

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Last year someone in I shit you not, guy fawkes mask ran around before school started, and threw old fashioned cherry bombs in the washroom, and shot a flare gun at a window.

That's the craziest I've ever heard someone be in my school.
 

cheese_wizington

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Two girls got in a fight with trays.

Yes, my school sucks. Oh and my Principal is on "leave" for unknown reasons, possibly drug or alcohol related.
 

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I knew a guy with a master key to the school. He went in at 2-3am one night and replaced some of the locks on various doors (principal's office, vice-principals office, guidance office, etc).
 

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A girl threatened to stab a teacher with a kitchen knife then she threatened to commit suicide by slitting her wrists in front of her class. She didn't do either of those things, happily. And she was taken away in the police van.

My school did deal with this well, though. We didn't learn about it til the day after the event.
 

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I recall once in junior high we had this awesome grizzled-looking teacher that use to go sit in his car across the road from the school and smoke so it didn't bother the students. One day during a break the police pulled up and tried to arrest him on the suspicion that he was going kidnap a student. The entire student body watched as he attempted to explain he was a teacher. Was pretty hilarious.
 

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Friend of mine copied and stole every computer password in the school database and crashed it for a week.

An acquaintance killed a seagull with a rock and was suspended for a week.

Me and a good friend rick roll'd our teacher in a computer class assignment.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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Ah Color Wars day, the memories. Color Wars was a day during school spirit week where each class (9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th) had their own color (yellow, orange, green, blue respectively) and everyone in dressed in their class' color. It was during this day that things just went crazy every year. People brought in markers and spray-paint to mark those of other classes (usually lower class, god have mercy on the Freshman who "marked" a Senior). People would go even crazier, especially the Seniors. The year before I was a freshman apparently someone got duct-taped to a chair. People would set off stinkbombs and silly string everywhere. Paint and ink ended up all over the walls in between classes. During the beginning of the day all the Seniors would mob up and run through the hallways in a huge mob, pushing everyone out off their way. During my year as a Junior people went so far that the principal canceled the pep rally that would always happen the next day. Rather than dress up in school colors for "school pride day", everyone dressed in black to protest the cancellation. Next year, when I was a Senior, we got to the second to last period of the day and thought that the pep rally was canceled (it wasn't). So we gathered in "center court" (a large open area where people would meet between classes) and had a huge chant/mosh pit there. That was what actually got the pep rally canceled again. Poor Sophomores and Freshman (they'd be Sophomore and Juniors now) haven't had a pep rally yet so far, and this canceling of the pep rally might even become a tradition.

And this was beyond the drug-sniffing dogs that would randomly check our school or the fights that would sometimes break out ("Fight in central court!" as everyone rushes to watch) or the one time some Seniors graffitied a large portion of the school and parking lot.
 

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I remember during my senior year, some girl tried to hang herself with her coat in the girls room. My class was walking past when the administrators ran into the bathroom (the whole class was in a state of WTF?) and I noticed the sleeve was tied to the bar above the door. A day or so later, they had my class go the library to talk about the incident. I asked about the coat and they quickly moved on to the next question.
That year also had a lot of bomb threats and a lot of fights during lunch. Up to that point, I never saw a fight and I barely heard of any going on. There were some crazy ones. I remember a fat idiot (he was quite the big kid) tried attacking a teacher, but the teacher threw his ass to the ground like he was a little girl.

Memories.
 

lacktheknack

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brainfreeze215 said:
Back in high school, the craziest action I saw was done not by a student, but by our president. She fired one of our best teachers, and what was her crime? Re-marrying after getting a divorce.

Catholic high school, I won't ever miss you...
Wow. I went to a Christian school, and one of the teachers divorced and remarried ANOTHER teacher, after which he got a raise.

Oh, and someone tried to poison the entire school, but stunningly, you can't create effective poisons with a chem lab made for a school of 150 people.
 

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well my dad once punched out my principal in Jr. high. it was great he was one of those im a PHD so im better then you he insaulted my mothers intelligince and my dad hit him so hard he fell out of his chair. He then told him if he ever talked that way to his family again hed kill him and then we left his office and got a standing ovation as we left. proudest moment of my life:)
 

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A kid found one of the English teachers on a pornsite, needless to say the kid was grounded by his parents and the teacher got fired...

Another time, someone used deoderant cans, a lighter, and a metric fuckton of pressure to explode a rubbish bin. It was plenty louder than a gunshot being fired from a metre away...