What's the craziest thing someone at your school has done?

[GrimTuesday]

One time at a basketball game a guy who was on PCP and crack got in a fight knocked the other guy out jumped from the second story of the gym and sprinted out the doors.

Another time at the end of the year my senior class staged a huge food fight. People brought all sorts of stuff, one guy brought rotten eggs and hit the security lady (who is a total *****) in the face three times, not to mention it was baked potato week and those make very good projectiles and a huge mess when you have chili and nacho cheese on it. Sadly it was during first lunch which is also when the retards eat so some of them got hit.

 

[Lust]

We had a bomb scare one day. Everyone went out to the football field.

Also, someone came onto campus with a weapon. We had to stay locked in our classrooms.

A few fights as well.

:/

*sigh*

 

[thahat]

A kid found one of the English teachers on a pornsite, needless to say the kid was grounded by his parents and the teacher got fired...

Another time, someone used deoderant cans, a lighter, and a metric fuckton of pressure to explode a rubbish bin. It was plenty louder than a gunshot being fired from a metre away...

>.< @firing the teacher, silly behavior that, i mean, she must have been a looker aye? if i woul dhave found out, like hell i would have told my parents, lol.

 

[fenderstrat]

a kid blew a white powder in a girls face and told her it was anthrax (i think it was flour or something) he got expelled.
my schoolmates used to drink in class. wine and/or beer.

 

[scorptatious]

One time, while I was waiting for my class door to open, two girls just randomly started fighting each other. They were rolling around on the floor pulling on each other's shirts. Eventually someone was able to break it up though. Never knew what happened.

Another time I saw two guys wearing capes, they ran like someone in a super hero movie would run and pounced an unsuspecting student. It wasn't really crazy as much as it was for shits and giggles, but I though I'd throw it out there.

 

[thiosk]

Oh, and someone tried to poison the entire school, but stunningly, you can't create effective poisons with a chem lab made for a school of 150 people.

You can, but not with a high-school level education, usually.

 

[theSovietConnection]

Potassium meets indoor plumbing. They never did find out who did that, but that bathroom was out for a week.

 

[Chronarch]

Someone got mad after losing a fight and ripped a water fountain out of the wall.

 

[Still Life]

My friend pulled a knife on a person who was sending him death threats.

The way the conflict was resolved still makes my blood boil.

 

[Omikron009]

Absolutely nothing crazy has ever happened at my school. It's incredibly boring.

 

[Rhiehn]

Someone dressed up as Nacho Libre for career day, and stuffed his pants with like half a dozen socks, and they found a bag of coke in one teachers room. Other than that not much.

 

[olendvcook]

A kid found one of the English teachers on a pornsite, needless to say the kid was grounded by his parents and the teacher got fired...

Another time, someone used deoderant cans, a lighter, and a metric fuckton of pressure to explode a rubbish bin. It was plenty louder than a gunshot being fired from a metre away...

>.< @firing the teacher, silly behavior that, i mean, she must have been a looker aye? if i woul dhave found out, like hell i would have told my parents, lol.

he never said the porno teacher was female....

yeah, picture that!

 

[FoodMonger]

A janitor hung himself from the hockey rink's rafters just the year before I went to the school.

While I was in high school, there were about five different bomb threats, and during one of them almost all the students started a snowball fight. I saw my teacher nearby get nailed in the face with one. He was an ass, so it was all good, and even the other teachers laughed at him.

 

[thahat]

A kid found one of the English teachers on a pornsite, needless to say the kid was grounded by his parents and the teacher got fired...

Another time, someone used deoderant cans, a lighter, and a metric fuckton of pressure to explode a rubbish bin. It was plenty louder than a gunshot being fired from a metre away...

>.< @firing the teacher, silly behavior that, i mean, she must have been a looker aye? if i woul dhave found out, like hell i would have told my parents, lol.

he never said the porno teacher was female....

yeah, picture that!

all for the better, that guy's got it made! lol

 

[joshuaayt]

There was a teacher who, oddly, only seemed to keep the Chinese kids back for detentions. I thought it was just craaazy coincidence, but one day, one of the kids actually asked why they were being kept back. She smiled, and said, "Because, idiot, you're Chinese". She then proceeded to be even more offensive, speaking for the rest of the lesson in a stereotypical Asian accent.

Boy, was she gone quickly. I think she may have been drunk, though- not sure if that's better or worse, really.

Oh, and in Primary school (Uhm, Elementary, I think is the American equivalent) there was this one teacher who kept dragging kids by their hair. We didn't even know she was breaking the law, see, so it lasted for ages. And hurt like a *****.

Oddly enough, the craziest thing I've seen a student do here is smoke. That's it.

 

[Kingshadow6]

Someone detonated a chlorine bomb at a dance. Nobody died but some girl has severe facial scarring.

 

[Iandiaeufaieubfeuihfi]

In kindergarden, a little kid cut her tongue off with scissors

 

[Ldude893]

Near the end of every year in my High School, the seniors always pull off a prank that ranges between annoying and outragous. Last year, they took out every single piece of furniture in the Cafeteria and stacked them outside in the middle of the High School (at the center of the High School is an open area with a garden). Additionally, they covered the entire floor of the Cafeteria with paper cups containing Apple Juice or Lemon Tea.

While I was in Middle School, some kid got suspended for a week for burning a toilet seat with a lighter and a can of bug spray.