What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[Something Amyss]

10" knife. It's not normally right nect to my PC, but I had it on my belt and my pants are draped over the back of my chair.

 

[Praet0rian]

Its good to be aware of deadly weapons within reach at all times. Thank you for making me aware of this fact.

Right now, probably the deadliest thing here is a large sack of non diet potato chips. Next to it is my company security card with roll-out cord, could use that to go No. 47 on some punk. Also a large tube of Bison Glue. Could take some time i wager, but im pretty sure I could kill someone with it. Or at the very least make them sticky.

 

[WaysideMaze]

I could swing my laptop into someones face.
Theres also a really heavy vase, with some interesting wavy patterns that could cause some nice damage.
I've got good upper body strength, anything heavy I swing is gonna cause some good damage.

 

[Kommendanten]

Pencils and one big furry cat that can suffocate you by sleeping on ypur face.

 

[Autofaux]

My electric bass

 

[VladBlok28]

A loaded handgun. And another gun. (No, i'm not American)

 

[garbutt]

This gobstobber i've been eating. Its like a slightly sweet tasting rock the size of a tennis ball.
You could bludgeon someone to death with it easily.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Two glass cups.
.........

 

[swenson]

I have the Internet!

..and some pens, I guess. And a pair of scissors? And I guess I could smash my pencil mug over someone's head.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

The computer is on a worktop in the kitchen so... many, many knives. Most of them are very sharp. Theres also a bass guitar i could probably brain someone with quite easily.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

A guitar... If you don't think that's deadly then you've never played Dead Rising.

 

[B2kCyclops]

My dog would go in for the assault while I'd use my belt and my left shoe for ranged attack before going into melee with my right shoe...
... I was just dressing.

 

[Redingold]

Pffff....

I have a toothbrush.

I'd probably just punch my would-be attacker.

 

[Brisingr]

A pair of scissors. A rusty pair at that

 

[ProtoChimp]

Halo. Sorry, but I've probably already been ninja'd anyway. My laptop. It would probably kill him.

 

[Proarcher]

My Kukri...
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I bought it yesterday...

That Sni- Sacman's a SPY! 0_0

 

[Twin Of Aphex]

Probably the glass bottle of Irn Bru beside my bed

 

[JLML]

Well, I guess you could say either of my 2 knifes, my Shinai or the most deadly of all... THROWING CACTUS! (What, it hurts like hell to get a cactus thrown straight in your face. And you'll be temporally blinded. )