What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[Jirach1]

A pair of scissors, a guitar, a scanner, a lava lamp, a wired controller, my handbrace, some mugs, steel-toed workboots, a dictionary, an aluminum hard drive case, my cat, a lighter and some aerosol (FLAMETHROWER!).

 

[Browbeat]

1. My hands
2. My mind
3. A proper weapon

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What, you said what was closest! You didn't say it had to be the killiest thing out there! Just what was the most lethal in order of proximity!

 

[phantom5582]

There are co

Hm, let me see..

A Longbow (A real one, not some homemade shit) and a couple of arrows, a blunt iron shortsword (still awfully heavy and pointy though), and my dagger.

You know what? I think I'm good for anything ^^

I would go for the dagger and sword, but there are some really good bows that are home made. Now there are crappy home made bows as well. I'm assuming that your bow is good.

 

[Embright]

A cork screw/bottle opener tool, and I have seen machete and have thus learned to unlock its full potential.

 

[Demented Crisis]

My cat.

Its on top of my monitor, sleeping.

 

[Amund]

I have pop, it causes diabetes. Drinker beware!

 

[Krunkcity3000]

My Palms. When my fingers reach my palm, it makes my dragon fist. Allowing me to pull off awesome Sho Ryu Reppas

 

[TundraStalax]

in reality, I can make a weapon out of anything, I am filled with incredible rage just waiting for an excuse to come out, if I have something even MILDLY pointy, you'd better believe it's going in an intruders face, that being said, I have 2 guitar hero controllers and 2 pairs of drumsticks within reach...

 

[PhantomCritic]

A fountain pen...with its lid off!
Aside from that and my laptop, there isn't much that could be considered deadly unless you think paperclips are as well.

 

[brunothepig]

Three swords... And a laser. Damn good laser too, class 3, whatever that means. I know it can reach for like a kilometer. Me and a mate were shooting up the other side of town last night (don't worry, we were aiming at the top of trees. No one would have been hit in the eye or anything).

 

[EeveeElectro]

Me.. small but deadly ;D

Or a knife on the computer desk I used to open a 360 controller in it's packaging.

 

[God's Clown]

Welcome to try me, I have 2-3 forks, several spoons, a Phillips screw-driver, a knife, a glass bottle, one of those small bat things, an umbrella, a 20 pound weight, about 20 pens and pencils. That's, that's about it for now.

 

[angelrubio]

My deadly deadly hands

 

[Smoochy]

My own hands. But if I need to pick something, probably one of my electric guitars behind me.

 

[ConstantJoe]

I've got... hmm... a Bible?

 

[Maquette]

I have a lukewarm cup of tea.

DO NOT CHALLENGE ME!

 

[Srdjan]

Screwdriver on my table, and gun and three knives in the drawer

 

[ArtPhsyc]

Ceramic coffee mug...I guess throw it and then latch onto their neck and hope they pass out quickly.

 

[StrangerQ]

I have my balison (butterfly knife) next to my screen in hands reach...

I like to do basic opening and closing flip to keep my left hand occupied while right browses forums

 

[Sagiterios]

At this moment, within reach of me are two katanas and a wakizashi, a WWII bayonet, my lazystick (a 5 foot staff), Lazystick Jr (a bokken), and an antique ice saw (for those not familiar with these, http://www.proxibid.com/AuctionImages/3759/31250/Detail/21.jpg. Its big, sharpish, and plenty scary looking)

Theres also the miscellaneous clutter on my desk, which includes a steak knife, a couple of forks, a stapler, and a large chunk of quartz.