What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[SweetLemonade]

My butterfly knife,its a bit broken though,eh it was very cheap so i had to expect that.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

An old rusty machete I inherited from my granddiddy.

 

[Nitro288]

My laptop would make a decent blunt weapon at the cost of its operation. The second closest thing is a Kukri Knife from my closet.

 

[Xelt]

A cup, a can and an envelope i just opened.
Blunt/smashable so sharp. Sharp if i can make it into to two peices. Could goddamn paper cut you.

 

[ArianaUO321]

I have an M1911 pistol in the desk drawer?

 

[meowchef]

Fork.

 

[thehorror2]

My laptop. Because if I break it, my dad will kill me.

 

[MakerOfRoads]

Win?

I mean, Eldritch horrors usually win out in a average fistfights. Against a trained fighter it may be a little risky...

 

[Tears of Blood]

Currently: Steak knife, if we are talking arm's length. If I leaned, a sword, which is dull.

CD rack, that could do some damage...

Small tiny swiss army knife type thing.

Probably the steak knife.

 

[Spy Killer]

Drums sticks & a lamp. Gouged eyes and bludgeouning it is.

 

[Jimson]

A spoon with a sharp point (It got caught in the Washer, when we tried to tug it out, the metal snapped leaving a point) A ceramic cup bash someone I guess. 2 forks, a whole stack of magic cards I guess I could pull a yu-gi-oh and challenge them to a game first... and uh... a stuffed fox?

 

[Danish_4116]

I can use the CDs on my CD spindle as lethal shuriken and finish him off by clubbing him over the head with the large beer stein I picked up while I was in Germany.

 

[Wintermoot]

two hobby/Xacto knife,s

 

[Mrrrgggrlllrrrg]

gun cabinet full of love and joy

 

[notsosavagemessiah]

a bottle of vicoden and forced ingestion.

 

[Luhrsen]

A variety of knives and harmony balls only. They don't let soldiers own really dangerous weapons... >.>

 

[Mechsoap]

i got some batteries, a magical lightning ball, and some seven up and not to forget the cover of mass effect 2

 

[peduncle]

internet, butterfly knife, dog choker, razor, just to name a few

 

[Miffmoff]

Packet of pills, we have a lot of headaches in my house