"Oh my! You're back, again! Where is it that you go master? Why must you leave me here for hours, days, weeks or even months at a time?! Everything sinks into oblivion when you depart, but you come back and the world is alive again! Yet you only grace me with you presence to torture me unjustly, over and over! No more bullet wounds master, please! This is such an agonizing existence, please release me from this master!"