Whats the first thing Your Mute character would say.

[Redem]

Claude (GTA III)- I'd never thought I'd regret finding a girlfriend as much as this

 

[RatRace123]

Fable: No! I don't want to save the world! Screw it, I'm just gonna stay here and eat these pies... and then become obese after eating about 4 of 'em.

 

[Redem]

Fable 1- Since I was young....I had one objective....KICK CHICKEN!

 

[Theninja'skatana]

One of these: "I'm too old for this shit" "oh great my AI buddies are dead again"
"Fuck salt!"
"Dude press up,left,down,right ok. GOD MODE BABY!"
" to hell with this i'm going to peggle"

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Link - "Fucking water temple..."

 

[Sexbad]

I would be Ramirez. I hate MW2 with every fiber of my being, but I would enjoy hearing him talk, considering the verbal beating he takes. I can hear him already, yelling to himself schizophrenically, "RAMIREZ, TAKE COVER OVER THERE! RAMIREZ, AIM AT THAT RUSSIAN OVER THERE! RAMIREZ, MAKE ME A SANDWICH!"

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Fallout 3 guy/girl. Radiation water again! I'll be sterile TONIGHT!

 

[Art3rius]

Gordon Freeman: Cappucino! That's a nice word. Exquisite! Oh, there are so many lovely words to say! Pink! Oh, that's a good one...

Cookie for reference.

Already answered correctly but I just had to reply to this..

'How can I talk straight, you son of a three-legged dog? I don't speak Taiwanese!'. - Number 1, sentence spoken in perfect Taiwanese.

OT: Gordan Freeman - 'I want my crowbar..'.

At least, that's what I want him to say.

 

[archvile93]

"Nah." Cookie for the reference

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

Link: Woah... HEY. WAIT A MINUTE. I'm talking? I wasn't aware I could do this. Cool.

 

[Marv21]

".........................hi"

 

[10zack986]

Freeman: "I've been awake for 6 days. I haven't pissed, shit, or slept unless you count being knocked unconscious sleeping. Hey retard, see the secondary fire on that AR2? Yeah, it kills those hunters in 1 shot, yet it appears I'm the only one capable of moving my finger a little bit! And how is it that vortiguants go from sniveling slaves to wise aliens that speak perfect english? Fuck you guys, I'm joining the civil protection."

 

[Dogstile]

-goes to talk and coughs violently-

"its been a while, glass of water please?"

 

[dlawnro]

Gordon Freeman, after killing his 500th well-trained soldier:
"...Pussies."

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

"You just KO'd all my Pokemon and you expect me tp pay you?! FUCK OFF!"

lol i always found this hilarious.

ot: everyone: FINALLY! MY OWN OPINION!

 

[kouriichi]

"F*CK YO COUCH!"

And then hed just start grinding his big metal boots all over some dudes couch.
And that would really grind the dark spawn in. I mean, that was a nice couch and now theres just blood and guts all up in it.

 

[Andantil]

Any "Commander/other militarily ranked AFGNCAAP"(player character in RTSs)

"Why the fuck do I have to do everything? Don't we have any other commanders?"

 

[Korten12]

I want Masterchief to be black ???.

what..? Hes white if you read the books.

 

[Om Nom Nom]

Issac (Dead Space): Wait... so you want me, an engineer, to wade through maybe hundreds of monsters to fix core systems that are a major hazard to work with under even the best conditions while you, a soldier, sit in a secure location and play with the computer? ... Sure, I'll get right on that. I'll start by fixing this damaged escape pod and getting the hell out of here because I'm not a fucking suicidal retard!