What's the funniest question you've seen on a test?

[Nannernade]

Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?

* 1 The Overseer.
* 2 The Overseer.
* 3 The Overseer.
* 4 The Overseer.

Ha ha this was just another question on the G.O.A.T that one thing that made it so funny was how the instructor read it off. It was like a why the hell am I telling them this damn question... XD

 

[Nannernade]

Spoiler

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Spoiler: Warning: It's a doozy!

Spoiler: Another essay response!

EDIT: I also remember a random Geography question in a test. It was obviously a joke:

Q:"Where does inspiration come in boxes?"
A:"The Ceramic Tile Warehouse"

A very, very, very, VERY small percentage of you may get that.

It refers to a long-running and annoying radio jingle for a shop specialising in, well, ceramic floor tiles.

EDIT NUMBER 2: Ooooh, 666th post!

Not necessarly test questions more essays but still hilarious. XD

 

[forever saturday]

I once got a question that said "The answer is A". It wasn't even someone writing on the test, the teacher put that in the test.

 

[posom2]

I recently took a pretty easy test involving math, whoever designed it just made up the numbers. Thing is though they took the made up numbers and said they were the actual values, so according to this test gold is about four hundred thirty times denser than diamond.

 

[Nannernade]

Really...?

 

[LeonLethality]

well in a social test from grade ten one of the questions was "why was the united nations formed" and one of the answers was "to stop hitler" that made me chuckle

 

[Nannernade]

Lol.

 

[VanityGirl]

"When was the war of 1812?"

-1812
-1816
-1820
-1775

.... =| Seriously, I read the story a long time ago about students missing the question about when the war of 1812 was. I tried finding the article, but failed.

 

[Dr. Love]

Had a teacher in calculus back in high school who on the first day of school senior year gave out a 100 question test on everything learned throughout the upcoming year. Naturally no one had any inkling of answers etc. Across the top of the page in the instructions it said "Put your name at the top of the page and turn it in" There was only three people including myself who actually followed the directions and got an "A" on that test.

Test on reading directions

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

My written driver's test.

"What does this sign mean? *picture of a 'children crossing' sign*"

"A. Bonus points."

That is by far the best thing ever written on a test.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

well in a social test from grade ten one of the questions was "why was the united nations formed" and one of the answers was "to stop hitler" that made me chuckle

Someone has been watching idiocrasy

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Not a question, but an answer to one of the questions on a maths test not too long ago. C) Burst into tears and scream," IT'S TOO HARD!!!" It took me by surprise and made me chuckle

 

[Acterveld]

When I was like, in first school, some kid asked what to write in name.

Idiot.

 

[T-Bone24]

OH MY GOD 11 POSTS IN A ROW! Adama, learn to use the edit button, please.

 

[JoshGod]

What is the 10th most common last name in America?
Taylor, fancy that.

what a coincidinq! if only i lived in america.

 

[hotacidbath]

"Mana mana?"
The correct answer was "do do do do doo."

I was also given the opportunity for bonus points in my Environmental Science class if I brought in pictures of bigfoot.

 

[Macgyvercas]

2 things on my high school physics final.

(Multiple Choice)
1) Physics is...
A) Phun! =)

(Traditional Question)
What is 1+1?

(Yes this is a real question and yes you WILL LOSE POINTS if you get it wrong!)

Physics was awesome

 

[Trivun]

"Which group of people are most at risk of getting AIDS?", and a line to write any answer.

It was the only test question in the world where I was able to get full credit for writing "Porn stars, gay guys, and really horny couples."

We were having a test on Canada and my teacher put a question like "The greatest rock band of all time comes from Canada. Which band is this?" and it only had one answer that said "Rush". The funnier part was that about five different people came up to him during the test saying "Uhh... number 27 only has one answer. Was that a typo?" because they didn't get the joke at all.

That teacher is almost as cool as Mr. Raedeke, my previous computer teacher; he played the music video to Dio's Holy Diver in class during a lecture about the 80's.

Hah, my old Physics teacher was like that. His name, ironically, was Mr. Rockett. There was a sign in his room that said "It's not Rockett science". Anyway, he taught us A-Level about chain reactions in nuclear fission and played during the entire lesson that song, I think it's actually called Chain Reaction:

Spoiler: Chain Reaction

I paid him back in my final ever lesson with him by sneaking my mp3 player into the class, hooking it up to his computer, and playing Rocket(t) Man. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzrKlEtxTx4] At full volume.

 

[Lexodus]

Don't know if this has already been posted, but if anyone took GCSE Music this summer, they'll know instantly which one I'm going to say.
Picture this: Four people sitting in a slightly dimmed room, bored out of their minds as Handel, Bach and the like float over their heads. Two are big Family Guy fans. The previous extract finishes, and they turn the page. Suddenly, the next extract comes on... and it's this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow

 

[tsb247]

I had a question on a Fundamentals of Atmospheric Flight quiz that involved a monometer, a wind tunnel, and beer. When I got the question wrong, my professor wrote,

"The beer is not flowing,"

on my quiz. I interpreted that statement to mean that I got the question wrong because I was not drinking during the exam and therefore I could not properly answer the question. Aren't college professors awesome?!