What's the funniest question you've seen on a test?

[Nannernade]

Didn't think the thread would get this far ha ha.

 

[brokenmachine]

We were discussing if Richard III had his brother's sons murdered in the Tower of London, and were reading Thomas More's opinion on the matter, which basically said that Richard was an innately evil and unnatural child murderer.

The question on the test:
"More was not fair. Does that mean Richard is innocent, like a kitten or a baby duck?"

I d'awwed. There was a visual aid, too.

 

[Mirroga]

Bonus Question: What is the full name of your teacher in this subject?

Considering I never cared to remember names of teachers, let alone their full name, especially when they were not memorable enough towards their teaching style.

 

[Nannernade]

Fwew 189 posts. =o

 

[T-Bone24]

Funny question? No. Funny answer?

Spoiler: Yes.

 

[Ninja Tank]

My 10 grade english teacher put at the end of his test
Who is the coolest teacher in the school?
A.Mr.Vaughn
B.Mr.Vaughn
C.thats what she said
D.Mr.Vaughn

I vote C

Law class

What is the special property of water we have recently learned:

a) It defies gravity

b) It is wet

c) You can light it on fire

d) It is a lie

And i vote D or A

 

[FinalGamer]

"What is a waterfall?"

.....the phrasing was quite odd.

 

[Bendebec]

a factory produces screws, six out of 20 screws are bad screws, what is the probability of getting a good screw?

 

[Rhatar Khurin]

"You are traveling on a plane when it develops catastrophic engine failure and is about to crash at high speed into a mountain.

What is the point of anything?

 

[Fniff]

Seriously though, my favorite is from the G.O.A.T. in Fallout 3:

Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?

1 Bullet to the brain.
2 Large Doses of anti-mutagen agent.
3 Prayer, Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.
4 Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser.

I wish my class had a goat exam...