What's the funniest video game line ever?

[Dude wheres my companion cube]

Mine was in hl2 ep1 "what's the password? I'm not even gonna tell you to shut up." tell me yours!

 

[General Recluse]

Obvious choice

"You were almost a jill sandwhich"

 

[Radeonx]

You require more vespene gas.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

"The enemy is in our castle, killing our dudes!"

 

[oppp7]

Harr harr, "High grass is dangerous." I don't be knowin' the exact lines, but that be basically the the dialogue that they be saying in Pokemon Platinum.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

"You can DIE in combat"

 

[Dr.Awsome]

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak"

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

"You attempt cause poor Gary harm for no good reason other than you kinda suck at this game"

 

[Woodsey]

"McLovin is a cummin'".

 

[gunbladejoe]

"OH SHIT! MY ASS!"

heard it when I was shooting people in GTA4

 

[Ishnuvalok]

"Because it's a big, stupid jellyfish.

On being renegade Shepard commenting the preaching Hanar in Mass Effect.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

"THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!"

-Marcus Fenix

[hr]

"He's not a zombie, is he?"

-Shepard, to Ashley, whose father is dead yet Ashley claims is 'watching over her'

 

[socialtangent]

"Nobody gonna believe me when I say I got jacked by a white foo'!"

- Random pedestrian, GTA IV Multiplayer

Runner up:

"I've had enough of your snide insinuations! *smack*"
- Shepard, Mass Effect

 

[Bobtowna]

"Spawn more Overloards" HHAHAHAHHAHA.


Anything Daxter says is also pure gold.

 

[Baconator96]

"why, cant, EVERYTHING be rocket propelled?!" - Mattias Nilson

 

[GDW]

"Well, it looks like I got to the ROOT of the problem!"
-Chris Redfield upon defeating the giant plant monster

 

[darthzew]

"You smell very clean," Haggard.
OR
"This war's gotta end sometime!"
"You wash your mouth out with soap!"
- Sweetwater and Haggard

 

[Murlin]

"I'm robbing you! Don't freak out!"
Niko stealing a car in GTA IV

 

[HT_Black]

"Oh, yeah...I'd love to play a game of golf instead of getting paid, Mr. Emperor. In fact, I think I see a few balls right there..."

-Tradewinds 3