What's the funniest video game line ever?

[Sassafrass]

"Do I look like I have funny balls?"

-Brucie from GTA IV.

 

[Darth Pope]

I don't know the exact quote but something to the effect of: "Oh! What a large and delicious Katamari. (And slightly disturbing.)" -The King of All Cosmos

It sort of looses something taken out of context but anything the King of All Cosmos says is pure gold.

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

MORTAR COMBAT!

- Dwarven mortar teams in Warcraft 3.

 

[T-Bone24]

In Batman: Arkham Asylum, Oracle revealing the Joker's emails to Dr Young.

"Then a joke about wheelchairs, charming. After that, a picture of a dead baby, then a drawing of some kind of Donkey."

 

[Xanadu84]

Everything the announcers say in Madworld. Easily the funniest 1 liners in a game. Easily the best part of the entire game, too.

 

[Xanadu84]

In Batman: Arkham Asylum, Oracle revealing the Joker's emails to Dr Young.

"Then a joke about wheelchairs, charming. After that, a picture of a dead baby, then a drawing of some kind of Donkey."

My favorite Arkham quote so far is the one that goes something like, "We just found the first of Jokers bombs. It was filled with Marzipan...and kittens."

 

[similar.squirrel]

'I'm going to beat you like a red-haired stepchild'
-Somebody, Fallout 2-

'How did you manage to smuggle it in?Actually, nevermind.'
-Joker, Arkham Asylum-

 

[Satin6T]

Psychonauts.
I am the milkman my milk is delicious, it is fortified with what the world needs, what the world deserves

 

[ddon]

finally! a boss fight! main character in god hand.

 

[megatron2.0]

THERE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!!!!!


edit: damn ninjaed

 

[spikespiegel]

General pedestrian one liners in Saints Row II

 

[Evil the White]

"Since when did the wind whisper 'hostiles' to you?" - Gears 1

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Cortana: Hm... Your architecture isn't much different from the Autumn's...

Chief: Don't get any ideas.

And of course, for the God Knows How Many Times I've put this here for time,

THEIR SINKIN CITIEZ WITH A GIANT WO0OOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRMM!!!!!!111!!11!!11!!

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

"War Does Not Decide Who Is Right, But Who Is Left" Call Of Duty 4

Why wouldn't anyone chose this, its the truth.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

"You smell very clean," Haggard.
OR
"This war's gotta end sometime!"
"You wash your mouth out with soap!"
- Sweetwater and Haggard

One more for Haggard.

Redford: Is this your idea of fun, Haggard?!
Haggard: Well..... Yeaah...

 

[Aeriath]

"You are a loose cannon sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!"

I love hearing that line amongst the chaos (who has the sanvich out?) in a good match of TF2. Cracks me up every time.

 

[madman485]

"That's terrible! How can you even joke about that?"
"Easy, doctor. It's not my baby"
-Dr. Young and The Riddler from Batman: Arkham Asylum

 

[Dr. Wily III]

No love for Monkey Island?

"Behind you, a three headed Monkey!"

"He is big, ugly, and he will strike again!"

The only ones, I remember at the moment.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

"hah. Plumbers crack"

"WHAT'D YOU SAY?!"

"i said, hey, look, the plumbers back"

 

[D0WNT0WN]

"I dont have your stone, And fuck you anyways!"

Ah it made me laugh so hard.