What's the funniest video game line ever?

[Gebi10000]

you think your doing some damage? i feel fine. 2 plus 2 is bzzzzzzzz 10. IN BASE 4!!

 

[comadorcrack]

"HAHA. A Gaijin With a sword. Haha!"

Red Steel. Lol worthy Racism.

 

[Jedamethis]

"hah. Plumbers crack"

"WHAT'D YOU SAY?!"

"i said, hey, look, the plumbers back"

Heh, that plumber is awesome

 

[Jark212]

"It's just a big stupid Jellyfish"
-Mass Effect

 

[ianeddy44]

"it was mating season, how was i supposed to know she was your sister?"
- Captain Quark

 

[FightThePower]

The dialogue in the Sands of Time makes me laugh.

"I'll cover you" - Farah
"Please don't. You're liable to hit me." - The Prince

*Upon coming up to a closed door*
"If you can squeeze under this door, I'll be really impressed." - The Prince
*Farah walks to the right of the door and crawls through a hole in the wall*
"...I knew that hole was there." - The Prince

 

[wrecker77]

Oh come on this is too easy.

I AM THE MILKMAN! MY MILK IS DELICIOUS!

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

You require more vespene gas.

You must construct additional pylons.

 

[squidbuddy99]

The Soldier has the funniest lines

"Take it like a man, Private Twinkletoes!"
"I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra!"
"We've got you surrounded, at least from this side."
"If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created ME!"

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

"God and the pigeons are one! Trust the many pigeons!" -a cult member from Killer 7.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Sheesh, Does anyone remember Hk-47

"Recitation: Yes, as I said, I am an assassin droid. It is my primary function to burn holes through meatbags that you wish removed from the galaxy? Master. Oh, how I hate that term."

"You are a very harsh master, Master. I like you."

HK-47: "Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still."
Revan: "I survive. Somehow."
HK-47: "Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?"


Or this for shorts http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/HK-47#HK-47

 

[Nannernade]

It would have to be that little dialogue from Gears of War 2 if you find the hidden toaster in the Locust Queen's Palace. Marcus: Who wants toast?! Cole: I like mine crispy!

 

[ejb626]

"I don't know who Ray is but his gun sure kicks ass!" Thats the most memorable Nazi Zombies quote for me said in Shi No Numa when the American character gets the Ray Gun from the mystery box

 

[shwnbob]

"It feels like it's getting easier. Is that good? It's good" -Shadow Complex

 

[Naheal]

Ftw

 

[CoverYourHead]

Gaze upon it's magnificance! Bask in it's glorious ...uh... GLORY!
-Mimiron, WoW.

...I think the first time we got to phase 4 we all died from chokeing on the amount of jokes in the Vent channel. While it's not the funniest line ever ever, it invokes a really funny memory for me.

...And for those who are also familiar with the Ulduar Bosses in WoW...

"NO NO NO NO NO no No!" Who honest to God survived that, the first time you heard it?
I guess my guild just finds too much humor in raiding, we rarely get any where once somthing's funny.

"New toys? FOR ME?! Oh, I promise not to break them this time!"

Seriously, I cried from laughing so hard. That boss rocks.

In fact, the above quote is the funniest.

 

[cheese_wizington]

My name is Ass Kicker, and my i.d. number is .556 Milimeter!

-Lone Wanderer, Fallout 3

 

[Ansem-The-Wise]

"Have you seen how fast these zombies are running? Shouldn't they be slow? I'm calling zombie bullshit on this!"
-Zoey, Left 4 Dead.

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

Nico bellic to citizen while pointing rpg: DO YOU WANT TO DIE NAUWWW!?!?!?
Citizen: NO!!!
*gunfire*

true story.