Whats the funniest way you have had a argument end?

[Mcupobob]

So I just got out of a not so funny argument(In fact a very unfunny one) and I starting to think back to one I had with my cousin a long time ago. I don't remember what it was about, but I was seething mad(and just a little tyke at the time) we were just have a stare off each with a pissed off look in our faces. That was in till I just wanted to end so I poke my cousins nose and said *Boop* and we had a good laugh.

So escapist, share your story.

And for add points if you feel like talking about it what was the worse way you had a argument end?

 

[Griphphin]

I wasn't part of the argument personally, but this was a pretty funny-ending argument in my lit. comp class. It essentially ended with one student saying,
"well I didn't see your paper getting a star on it, did I?"
two second pause, then other student,
"wow, you are such a douchebag."

Laughs were had, mostly because he totally is a douchebag xD

The worst way an argument ended,

Spoiler: bit of a buzzkill

is with my brother threatening to commit suicide to get what he wanted, and then getting what he wanted because my mom has had problems with suicide for years and my parents couldn't take the chance. Then later that night he admits to it when I confront him and when I sock him I nearly send him to the hospital because I almost ripped open stitches from a surgery he had earlier. In retrospect, I feel like he didn't truly comprehend what he was doing (huge gray area here). I hope so anyway, because it's the only way I could forgive him.

Apologies for the buzzkill.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

 

[Seerio]

Was arguing with my superior in a restaurant while seated near the restrooms. Over a round of sparkling crystal water we begin to debate the philosophical merits of Anselm when a boy slowly edges out the men's room wearing a skirt crafted with toilet paper. He looks at us and says "Did you guys see a bloke running around with a pair of pants? I... think he pulled them off my feet when i was trying to poo". We didn't.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

This is like my favourite way to end an argument.
If I win, I'm still pissed off. If I lose, I'm pissed off AND bitter. But if something funny happens, everyone wins.
This is why I like to periodically drop the odd absurd insult into SRS BSNSS >:| arguments.

My brother will pretty much never forget the time we were ready to rip each other's throats out and I called him a wank.
It doesn't sound as funny as it was. Things were really tense.

 

[Betancore]

Slappy fights. Most of the arguments my friends and I have usually descend into 'you suck' 'your mum sucks' 'your face sucks' and then we run out of things to say and we give up and have more slappy fights.

 

[AnnaIME]

My husband and I were arguing all the way home from our weekly shopping run. We continued arguing while we were putting our groceries away. My husband was venting his rage by slamming his hand on the table... except that he had just picked up one of those litte plastic yoghurt cups. Suddenly, there was yoghurt everywhere: on the ceiling, on our faces, on the table... A year later when we moved to a bigger apartment, we even found yoghurt stains behind a painting. We still laugh about that.

 

[SnipErlite]

Was arguing with my superior in a restaurant while seated near the restrooms. Over a round of sparkling crystal water we begin to debate the philosophical merits of Anselm when a boy slowly edges out the men's room wearing a skirt crafted with toilet paper. He looks at us and says "Did you guys see a bloke running around with a pair of pants? I... think he pulled them off my feet when i was trying to poo". We didn't.

0_O


.........That is fucking funny. I mean, poor guy, but that certainly ended the argument with hilarity.

 

[Voodoomancer]

My husband and I were arguing all the way home from our weekly shopping run. We continued arguing while we were putting our groceries away. My husband was venting his rage by slamming his hand on the table... except that he had just picked up one of those litte plastic yoghurt cups. Suddenly, there was yoghurt everywhere: on the ceiling, on our faces, on the table... A year later when we moved to a bigger apartment, we even found yoghurt stains behind a painting. We still laugh about that.

You just made me spill my drink xD

 

[Asher1991]

An argument with a guy who was pumping our gas back in Jersey... He kept asking to see my friend's license, because he didn't think she was actually old enough to drive, and one of my friends in the backseat (also female) calmly says "Excuse me, sir... Could you come over here... Open this door... And, uh... Suck my dick?" He was so stunned he stopped asking questions and left as soon as we paid.

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

"The Dove." Accompanied by dove sounds and flapping dove hands

It was the be all and end all of argument stoppers.

Getting a rollocking of my Mam in front of my friend when I was younger and halfway through a sentence I just did it from out of nowhere...She stop and walked away.

My friend still brings it up and laughs at it...Good times.

 

[YouCallMeNighthawk]

Just agree with them, gets them oh so very angry cause they know you don't really agree

 

[Artina89]

A friend of mine from the states and a mutual friend of ours from Cuba were talking and my american friend said something about Cuba (I can't remember what exactly). There was a long pause and out of nowhere our cuban friend just shouted "...CANADA TOUCHER!!!" we all dissolved into laughter.

 

[Estocavio]

"The Dove." Accompanied by dove sounds and flapping dove hands

It was the be all and end all of argument stoppers.

Getting a rollocking of my Mam in front of my friend when I was younger and halfway through a sentence I just did it from out of nowhere...She stop and walked away.

My friend still brings it up and laughs at it...Good times.

Thats...
Unique


Mine would be using XML lines to 'stop their dialogue'

Good times

 

[Vault101]

Me and my freind were arguing about god knows what when we were kids

me: this is stupid we should just Get over it
Him: yeah
Me: seriously you need to get over it
Him: I am over it! you need to get over it!
Me: No! YOU need to get over it!
Him: I AM over it!
Me: No your not!
Him: You get over it!
Me: No YOU get over it!
My brother: Oh shut up! both of you!

 

[Mrrrgggrlllrrrg]

And thats when I realized it was really a dildo.

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

Depending on the person with whom I am arguing, I could go on for days. I enjoy arguing with people.

However, I have a great way to end an argument with someone who is just an idiot. After a while I will stop using words. I just yell gibberish at the person and over what they have to say. Normally they get so frustrated they stop or walk away. It makes me laugh every time while making them even more angry. That's a victory in my book.