Whats the funniest way you have had a argument end?

[xc00l n3rdx]

Just agree with them, gets them oh so very angry cause they know you don't really agree

yeah and every time you do i just want to punch you in the face and scream wanker!!!! but i still love you haha x

 

[YouCallMeNighthawk]

Just agree with them, gets them oh so very angry cause they know you don't really agree

yeah and every time you do i just want to punch you in the face and scream wanker!!!! but i still love you haha x

Nahh, you just wanna scream I WANNA WANK YOU OFF! xxx

 

[xc00l n3rdx]

Just agree with them, gets them oh so very angry cause they know you don't really agree

yeah and every time you do i just want to punch you in the face and scream wanker!!!! but i still love you haha x

Nahh, you just wanna scream I WANNA WANK YOU OFF! xxx

or not xxxx

 

[SimuLord]

Argued with a girlfriend once upon a time, until the laws of physics and the Boston baked beans we'd had as part of dinner conspired to make her ass do something most unladylike.

There is no recovering from a loud fart in the middle of a discussion.

 

[blankedboy]

From 'Boy' (a kick-ass movie, watch it now):

"Your dad's a criminal, bro!"
"No he's not, ow! You don't even know him!"
"Fuck up, ow!"
"No, you fuck up!"
Teacher: "BOTH OF YOU FUCK UP OR I'LL SEND YOU TO THE PRINCIPAL!"

xD

 

[EeveeElectro]

"You started it!"

"Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them."

Thank you Aristocats!

 

[Iandiaeufaieubfeuihfi]

Two guys fighting for the last three hours and then both calling a truce so they can shit...

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

I know I already posted in this thread, but I just ended an argument in a great way. Someone was arguing with my through text message and I said this exactly:

"I don't feel like arguing with someone who tells me what I am thinking because you have no idea. I'm just going to go back to reading Yertle the Turtle now."

I really didn't realize how funny that was until I sent it. I haven't gotten a reply yet, so it seems to have worked. Hooray for me!

 

[Biffin Bridge]

"Screw you guys, I'm going home."

 

[Zepren]

I once threw a condom at someone and told them to go fuck themself, that worked

 

[spartan231490]

I was hanging out at my friends house and his girlfriend called to say goodnight. they talked for a long time and then started arguing about who would hang up first. Myself, I thought it was mildly amusing, and after at least 5 or 10 full minutes of variations on "No you hang up first", my friend just shouts into the phone at the top of his lungs: "I LOVE YOU GOODBYE" in this angry quick breath, and slams the phone down on the receiver.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

Having a dark conversation with my mother about how f'ed up the world is (I was rather depressed, obviously), when my dad wanders into the kitchen and hollars "Were out of Mayo!"

I cracked of maniacally.