What's the latest manly stuff you've been up to.

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poppabaggins

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Went to the gym and lifted heavy things while making manly grunts. After that I went food shopping and bought an 8lb pork shoulder, 3lbs of bacon, and a 6-pack of some local beer. MAN!
 

MenthoL809

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Swigging Cobra extra smooth while enjoying South Park.

I am not sure if that's manly... but it is damned fun.
 

Iklwa

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Going to the gym.

No, that may not sound manly in and of itself. However, there is a catch: I am in the army, and am training to go to RRRRANGER SCHOOL! 60 days of running, shooting, killing, galore!
 

fragmaster09

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snowbilby said:
While weight-lifting, I tore open my pants (along the thigh) when I flexed. Unfortunately they were good pants.
my friend did that during a science lesson earlier this week... by sitting down...

but i suppose it was sitting in English class explaining to the young woman next to me and her friend the thickness of the average *NO FRAGMASTER! NO JOKES LIKE THAT*... okay, after that, ahm... defining '69', among others...

does that class as manly?
 

fragmaster09

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Veterinari said:
Hagi said:
And I'm not talking saving princesses kind of stuff, I'm talking wrestling grizzly bears kind of stuff.
What about wrestled a princess?


Carved my name in a chunk of granit with a nail and a hammer to see how hard it was. Twas hard.
errr... i decided to smash a few spare bricks once... 'twas easy with t' chisel 'n hammer
 

Keepeas

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Rex Dark said:
Wat[c]hing MLP:FIM for the 5th time.
Did it seriously take 33 posts and 69 minutes to mention ponies...on the MANLY thread?!
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this is not good enough...I am disappointed...were you too busy watching MLP to post!? huh?
lol, I kid.
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I would have to say I was doing the same, watching more ponies that is.
Manliest show ever!

If some of you none pony people want a "real" answer, my day in reverse chronological order:
choose the 1st manly thing that appears.
(00.misspelled things in a post...and then corrected it!)
(0.Ponies)(But you didn't like that choice...)
1.got on escapist
2.checked e-mail
3.Played Tales of Symphonia
4.ate a turkey salami and swiss cheese sandwich...TOASTED
5.Went with family to watch Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows Part2
6.Ate a Breakfast Burger
7.Brushed teeth
8.Woke up..LATE
First thing that pops up manly?...you choose

I go with all of them....(Ordered Manley to least manly: (0, 7, 00, 6, 8, 4, 3, 1, 5, 2, 7,) ...yes 7 is in there twice...deal with it.
 

dillinger88

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Haha, I would have loved too. However each of them were twice my size and there were at least twice as many as them as there were us.

I just keep to my self secure in the knowledge that I'm vastly more intelligent than them. XD
 

Mauro Carrizales

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Get up
Make Bacon
Eat Bacon
Go range shooting
Clean rifle
Play TF2
Make BLT
Eat BLT
Watch violent movie. (tonight's was Rambo 4! :D) Take shower
Watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 

Blow_Pop

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Mackheath said:
FamoFunk said:
Umm... I just eat Bacon, that's apparently manly for a Feamle, right?

Also, it was good.
Damn you, now I'm hungry. >_>

OT; Uhh...nothing?

Seriously, I am one of the most unmanly people ever. I'm not feminine, but I'm not overtly MEN DON'T CRY MEN BEND STEEL either.
you're more feminine than me luv.....


drinking whiskey out of the bottle? working on a car? eating bacon? learning to swordfight? pick one they're all applicable
 

Hagi

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Veterinari said:
Hagi said:
And I'm not talking saving princesses kind of stuff, I'm talking wrestling grizzly bears kind of stuff.
What about wrestled a princess?
That depends entirely on who won and how much body hair she has.

Winning is always the manly thing to do. Don't listen to any of those wimps saying participation is the important thing. There's lots of manly stuff out there that needs doing, if you're going to take a break from that the only reason to do so is to show others your manliness. The only exception is bears. You're allowed to lose against bears. Bears have at least man times your body hair (and yes, man is a number. It's the fraction gained from dividing the amount of body hair the manliest bear has by the amount of body hair the manliest man has. We just don't know what it is, anyone that manly would never allow for a counting of body hair) and as such you're allowed to loose to bears or anything else that has man times your body hair (including princesses with sufficient body hair).
 

StBishop

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Made stew using following method.

Get meat.
Cut roughly with big sharp knife.
Cut some onions in half.
Cut a bit of potato and carrot roughly (don't wash or peel).
Smash entire clove of garlic with the flat of the big knife's blade.
Get Beef stock.
All in a pot and turn it on, leave it for ages.
Sex with girlfriend.
Take off heat and put that shit in a bowl.

:)

EDIT:
Winning 2 on 1 basktball. I was the 1. I also yelled "MAN SPORT!" when posting up.

Costia said:
shaved my beard
Grew my beard.
 

Mr Companion

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freaper said:
Mr Companion said:
time not spent not having sexual intercourse that is!
Double negative.

OT: I just headbutted my lack of masculinity right on the nose, that counts?
On gods your right I am living a lie! I must have put 2 in there by accident, but is it coincidence, or providence? The clearly only logical action now is to go have sweet monkey sex with him.
 

woogit

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- Programmed my CNC Mill
- Lathed some axles for a robot
- Welded, got a nice tan from it too.
- Played some Gears of War 2
- ATE STEAK
- Wrestled my 280 pound brother, and won.
- Watched rugby and football (the proper football), USA women just lost.
- Changed some oil on my three dirtbikes KTM 200, Honda CRF 100, and a TTR 125.
- In Rome I pointed out every tower like deal that Ezio/Altair could jump from.

Female superiority right here.