Whats the most idiotic thing you've ever done?

[Pandalisk]

I've kneed myself in the face once..

When I was 9 I kneed myself after jumping off the locker, and it was right in the middle of a shout, so part of my tongue was cut

Well at least you've only done it once, i've done it countless times and each one was when i was running normally, i dont know how i do it

 

[The_Chief]

Kicking myself in the crotch.

i punched my self as hard as i could by accident tonight. i was on the ground in a resturant for 3 minutes in tears and laughing at the exact same time.

 

[Lukirre]

Dislocated my neck bowling, yes bowling.

I'm sorry, but that's just...
That's just hilarious.

I once kicked slipped through a safety glass window.
I, personally, was impressed with myself.
Every one else...not so.

 

[neuromasser]

I've kneed myself in the face once..

When I was 9 I kneed myself after jumping off the locker, and it was right in the middle of a shout, so part of my tongue was cut

Well at least you've only done it once, i've done it countless times and each one was when i was running normally, i dont know how i do it

Well I didn't say I did it only once, just that it was one jump that cost me 1cm of my tongue. My ex-girlfriends didn't laugh when I explained them xD

 

[Xbowhyena]

Going out with some other chick after my GF broke up with me

):

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Various drunken incidents, of course they seemed like a good idea at the time (most things do when you're drunk) but really they just cost me a money, happiness, friends... You stuff I don't have a lot of and would rather not lose...

To pick one it would be the fact that I wasted 24 months of my life just sitting on Xbox Live... I didn't go anywhere or do anything apart from Xbox for a good while...

 

[dantheman931]

I once had to get stitches in my scalp when I flipped backwards off a swing and got cracked in the head with said swing when it came hurtling earthward.

My brother once went to a sleepaway camp thing up in the mountains, and he told us about a kid who jumped off the top bunk, hit the opposite wall, and slid downward, Looney-Toons-style, crotch-first onto a double coat hook.

 

[Gmano]

Not wearing a cup during one of my highschool varsity football games, wherein I recovered a fumbled ball between my legs, which resulted in 15 guys punching, grabbing, and hugging my crutch.

EDIT: I should probably mention that I'm talking about American football...

Hah, thats what you pansies get for joining american football, lots of guys in a pile grabbing each other's crotches. All the while wearing padding. PAH! play rugby instead.

Alright, stupid things....

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... nope, nothing i did was really that stupid, i have done things other people considered stupid, but nothing bad ever happened.

Ive jumped off walls and houses and stuff, but that was semi-thought through, i've never gotten badly injured.....

Yeah, nothing i consider particularily stupid, all my wacky antics had some reason and not too terrible results..

One time i was skiiing on a glacier through some trees really high up and a sapling flipped up, hit my skii and sent me off a cliff, but i was aware of the cliff and was able to land without injury.. Ive cut my eyelid one time by accident with goggles...

 

[Ben Jamin]

Blindfolded my self and jumped off a 6m high pier. No idea what i was thinking.

 

[SmartIdiot]

Kicking myself in the crotch.

I'm impressed.

 

[SimuLord]

I had sex with my best friend. The ensuing relationship was so full of drama and madness that I lost her as a friend when it was all over. I should've just kept it in my pants, but I was on the rebound after my engagement broke off and wasn't thinking straight. She was about the only person in my life who kept me on the straight and narrow back then (except for the part about letting herself fall in love with me...)

 

[thenoblitt]

i tried to do a flip over a fully raised hurdle

 

[quack35]

Kicking myself in the crotch.

Hey man, I've been there.

 

[twistedshadows]

Not wearing a cup during one of my highschool varsity football games, wherein I recovered a fumbled ball between my legs, which resulted in 15 guys punching, grabbing, and hugging my crutch.

EDIT: I should probably mention that I'm talking about American football...

I'm terribly sorry, but I burst into laughter when I read that.

 

[iJosh]

Doing a back flip off my house. Broke a couple ribs and sprained my wrist.

 

[Inevitablefight]

Probably getting hit and knocked down by a parked car......

 

[Christemo]

oh, i cant name them all.


in grade 0 in school, chasing girls around inside in a large open room. evetually i run, head-first, into a radiator. i still have a big scar, but i just cant find it.

i´ve kneed myself over 10 times in my life.

jumping on a extremely wet trampoline. at some point, i slipped, did a backflip and landed on my arm, breaking it.

asked what tap water was, to my physics teacher. in a room full of 20 classmates.

was on my scooter (not a motor scooter of course) driving around with my friends being extremely bored, when i suddenly ride over a manhole with a little plastic dinosaur on (i didnt see it until later). i ride over the little plastic dinosaur, fly forward, did a frontflip, then i landed straight on my arm. after they helped me up, we burned the dinosaur with a lighter.

clicking a dry-extinguisher, resulted in me having to buy a new one. fortunately i never did and i never got the bill.

breaking 2 brooms in 1 school-year.

buying COD4 at gamespot. the multiplayer on the copy doesnt work...


Edit: also

calling 4 taxies on the schools phone. i got busted.

 

[Kogarian]

My friend and I were jousting on bikes...then we got bored with that so we had a light-sabre duel on his trampoline. My leg went between two springs and the rest of my body went over and swung underneath it. My head hit the support pole. Yeah, we video-taped it too; he just hasn't posted it yet.