Whats the most idiotic thing you've ever done?

[Captain_Ne-San]

I have done this several times, you'd think I'd learn, but I'm pretty sure everyone does this. A cousin pushed an empty swing at me and this is a very gnarly swing, it's held to this tree by like 30 feet of chain and is made out of this thick ass, wide board. When the rest of my family yells my name to get my attention so I'll move, I look at them and took a swing to the forehead.

It's not always the swing, it's been into the fire of a paint ball gun, an airsoft gun, not moving my foot so it got run over by a loaded boat trailer. Why do I always look instead of move?

 

[goatzilla8463]

Dislocated my neck bowling, yes bowling.

Fail.

Kicking myself in the crotch.

I'm impressed.

Hmm. I'm going to try it now.

 

[hero in flames]

i stappeled my ball bag to my leg!

/win

 

[Insanum]

Quite a list ive got - But im yet to kick myself in the balls.

Managing to hit myself with a ball at a golf driving range. Was quite a shot. Hit it, it went straight up, Bounced off the ceiling and the ledge and hit me in the shoulder. Good thing i hit like a pansy or i couldve broken something.

As a child a was chasing my dog not paying attention & ran headlong into a wall (with red wallpaper) that had been there all my life, Resulting in several stitches & an awesome scar...

having a blood test & passing out. I hate needles

Walking into patio windows.

Was showing off jumping over the pond & fell in.

Trying to flee from spiders & colliding with various things

And finally:

My Ex...Nuff said.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Kicking myself in the crotch.

Hey man, I've been there.

Worse, I've sat on my own balls...not so fun.

In fact, most idiotic thing I have ever done was probably falling for the same person over and over until I realised that she was a *****...that hurt me deeply knowing that I had wasted my time on her.

 

[Kinguendo]

I once walked into a lampost and thn into a tree... a whole minute later! Got a red nose... near christmas... just unfortunate.

 

[Insanum]

Kicking myself in the crotch.

Hey man, I've been there.

Worse, I've sat on my own balls...not so fun.

-snip-

Its amazing how fast you stand back up again when that happens.

 

[lenin_117]

So whats the most idiotic thing you've ever done I would have to say getting up on stage and dancing in front of a **** load of people, I havnt heard the last of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r87d-9TPR9c .<

Woah. You look terrible. I have something to trump yours. National book day or something, for assembly we can dress up as a character from a book if we want to. I did. Captain underpants. Thats me, infront of the whole school, friends, parents, teachers, in only my underpants and a cape. Having said that, I don't regret it in the least.

 

[God's Clown]

Was running mile for school, and ran into a door. Was pretty dumb, but I saved some face by doing a ninja roll and popping back up. Was pretty impressed with myself.

I don't have any specific stories, but like when you go to kick something, really really hard but miss, and kick something that happens to be really really hard. I've done that about 40 times.

 

[lenin_117]

i stappeled my ball bag to my leg!

/win

I can imagine it would have looked like a good idea before the stapling. Sounds... kinky.... if your into that kinda thing.

 

[AwesomeNinjaPowers]

Run full tilt in to a glass sliding door splitting my head open and knocking myself out.

I coulda sworn it was open.

Spent 3 hours in causualty waiting to get my head stitched up. And the sad thing is I was 23 ^^;

 

[Daveman]

Oh dear, kneeing myself in the teeth.

 

[lenin_117]

Shooting my friends copy of The Scarlet Letter with his Dad's .45. It was an accident, I speak the truth.

This may be an accident, but I commend you for doing such a great deed.

Words hold no precedence in how much I hate that book.

I don't think you know what those words mean.

 

[Osloq]

Err dumbest thing I ever did was got insanely hammered, kicked this big group of bushes at my mate's place and my shoe flew off into the greenery. I then deduced that the bush must be sentient to take my shoe, fought with it for a while and jumped in to try and retrieve my shoe. This was in front of about 20 of my friends and of them 5 were sober enough to remember the incident.

 

[Insanum]

Just thought of a couple more.

Walked out of the Latest Star trek movie with three friends, Only me ranting about how much of a cop-out the alternate reality crap was and simultaniously walking past a group of girls. I was the only one ranting. It couldve only been nerdier if i was in full Klingon battle gear. (i wasnt, We were in star trek uniforms. /joke)

Trying to dance whilst drunk at the works christmas do a few years ago. I ate floor. Fun.

 

[Insanum]

Err dumbest thing I ever did was got insanely hammered, kicked this big group of bushes at my mate's place and my shoe flew off into the greenery. I then deduced that the bush must be sentient to take my shoe, fought with it for a while and jumped in to try and retrieve my shoe. This was in front of about 20 of my friends and of them 5 were sober enough to remember the incident.

But did you get the shoe back?

 

[NeonZombie]

I put a rock into a campfire.. After about 5 minutes it exploded and a shard hit me in the chest and i fell over

 

[Gooble]

When I was like 7 I used to jump down our flight of stairs in our house-I am amazed I never got injured, it's like a 7-10ft drop, plus it's stairs.

Going out cycling, taking the wrong turn, at the only turn on the route, and ended up going about 11 miles instead of 6, in France, in summer, on a dual carriageway, in about 38 degree heat.

Edit: Oh yeah, and playing cricket without wearing a cup. 156g/5.5oz of ball + 60-70mph bowling + no cup equals extreme pain.