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Just Ebola said:
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My kitty cat's not going anywhere. She's not even a year old yet but I know that I'm gonna be there for her holding her paw and stroking her head when her time comes.

Holy shit now I got all teary eyed :(
My bad, I hate myself every time I wheel that little fun fact out. I've got a bobtail and a Norwegian forest cat myself, so it really does leave a bad taste in my mouth. It's an interesting fact, but probably not well-suited for funerals or parties.
It's not always true though. When my tortoiseshell cats kidneys failed a few years back, she turned up howling in pain at the front door one night. She had been sleeping in one of her 'nests' and not really wanting to come in. Not even wanting her Dreamies which should of been a clue something was wrong. My brother spent the night sleeping on the floor with her and fussing her when she became distressed. And she was taken to the vets and put to sleep the next day.

So long story short, cats won't always disappear when they are on deaths door, sometimes they just want to be somewhere safe.
 

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McElroy said:
Ryan Reynolds has two kids. They are Inez, and his firstborn daughter: James.
Meh, fairly tame as far as celebrity kids names go. I mean, James is a common name.

Got nothing on Moon Unit & Diva Muffin Zappa, or Audio Science Clayton, or Sage Moonblood Stallone, or Rocket Zot Worthington, or Moxie Crimefighter Jilette, or Pilot Inspektor Lee. Or Erykah Badu's kids, who are named Seven Sirius Badu, Puma Sabti Curry (would you like bread, naan or rice with that?) and Mars Merkaba Thedford.
 

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Chimpzy said:
McElroy said:
Ryan Reynolds has two kids. They are Inez, and his firstborn daughter: James.
Meh, fairly tame as far as celebrity kids names go. I mean, James is a common name.

Got nothing on Moon Unit & Diva Muffin Zappa, or Audio Science Clayton, or Sage Moonblood Stallone, or Rocket Zot Worthington, or Moxie Crimefighter Jilette, or Pilot Inspektor Lee. Or Erykah Badu's kids, who are named Seven Sirius Badu, Puma Sabti Curry (would you like bread, naan or rice with that?) and Mars Merkaba Thedford.
Those are serious crimes. Not ridiculous at all!

I just find it ridiculous to choose one of the most common masculine names and give it to your daughter. At least the Smiths changed theirs a little bit (Will and Jada naming their kids Jaden and Willow).
 

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trunkage said:
There were two books that might interest you. John Nye - Wine, War and trade. It looks at why the British drank beer and France wine due to a trade war between them. It had that factoid in it.

I'm trying to remember the second book's name but it was the history of alcohol in the century leading up to prohibition. Ken Burns Prohibition does some of this time too. Beer was usually less than one percent for kids. Maybe a bit more for adults but generally less than 3. The problem was that alcohol was usually beer in very low percentages for the regularity of drinking. When they figured out how to make Whisky, being a higher percentage, lead to more drunk people. They old regularity of drinking met with new innovation of whisky for devestating consequences. Temperance and Anti Saloon League was a result.

Also, this is a reason why tea was popular in Britain. This lead to a massive British trade deficit to China, as China didn't want anything from the British except silver. At least until the Brisith took over Afghanistan for that delicious Opium. Then.. War
I'm gonna add that book to my already over-stuffed list of shit I need to read, I've always been fascinated by how booze has shaped history. I remember reading a Chinese story when I was young where everyone in the village received a bowl of rice and one glass of wine a day, including the children. It always struck me as weird, but now it makes a lot ore sense now that I know it was basically grape juice.

I like my beer at 7%, it kinda bums me out that my ancestors weren't the hard-drinkin' fast-talkers I romanticized them to be.
Catfood220 said:
Just Ebola said:
Adam Jensen said:
My kitty cat's not going anywhere. She's not even a year old yet but I know that I'm gonna be there for her holding her paw and stroking her head when her time comes.

Holy shit now I got all teary eyed :(
My bad, I hate myself every time I wheel that little fun fact out. I've got a bobtail and a Norwegian forest cat myself, so it really does leave a bad taste in my mouth. It's an interesting fact, but probably not well-suited for funerals or parties.
It's not always true though. When my tortoiseshell cats kidneys failed a few years back, she turned up howling in pain at the front door one night. She had been sleeping in one of her 'nests' and not really wanting to come in. Not even wanting her Dreamies which should of been a clue something was wrong. My brother spent the night sleeping on the floor with her and fussing her when she became distressed. And she was taken to the vets and put to sleep the next day.

So long story short, cats won't always disappear when they are on deaths door, sometimes they just want to be somewhere safe.
Sorry that happened, for what it's worth you did the right thing having her put down. They usually don't run until death is very, very near. they sense it like a predator and think they can evade it. When a cat initially senses that it's end is near, it'll likely hide, because they know they're at their most vulnerable. Had a cat many years ago and she had feline leukemia. From the on-set of her illness she secluded herself as far up high as she could and barely moved. Had to do the same as you.
 

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Old-timey Victorian researchers were convinced that hyenas were a mono-gendered species, due to the female's...interesting biology.

They also thought that the queen bees were male, until they had a queen ruling the country, then they decided that the hive queen was female but somehow didn't have sex.

Anyway, politics informs science, even the rational bits.
 

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altnameJag said:
Old-timey Victorian researchers were convinced that hyenas were a mono-gendered species, due to the female's...interesting biology.

They also thought that the queen bees were male, until they had a queen ruling the country, then they decided that the hive queen was female but somehow didn't have sex.

Anyway, politics informs science, even the rational bits.
You forgot the most important part. Hyena's clitoris could be as big as a Hyena's penis.
 

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altnameJag said:
Old-timey Victorian researchers were convinced that hyenas were a mono-gendered species, due to the female's...interesting biology.

They also thought that the queen bees were male, until they had a queen ruling the country, then they decided that the hive queen was female but somehow didn't have sex.

Anyway, politics informs science, even the rational bits.
Oh and speaking of weird biology ideas about sex, plants too, the biologists of the 17th century didnt think plant sexs existed. They thought plants just cloned themselves or something. Despite the blatantly obvious fact that farmers and gardeners knew they needed to pair certain plants of species like kiwifruit in pairs or you didn't get any fruit, fruit and seed being the result of plant sex. Monoecious plants either produce male and female flowers on the same plant like corn or have one perfect flower that is both male and female, the maint point is both sexs come from one plant if monoecious. As opposed to Dioecious which means two plants, one male one female like animals and people. I read a book called something like 'sex, civilisation and seeds' about humanity and plants that mentioned it. And they were denying this obvious thing a few hundred years ago, its crazy. I have to wonder if it wasn't due to a moral issue of being offended by the idea of admitting plant sex was happening all around us all the time or something.

There was a hybrid plant created called 'Fairchilds mule' Discovered by a Mr Fairchild I think it was a hybrid of Sweet William and something else maybe? That hybrid finally helped prove to the academics what was common knowledge amongst gardeners. Its interesting and after the revelation really got going with plant breeding which sadly helped wipe out many longterm farms unique stock of seeds saved over generations for the default agreed upon 'best breed to plant'.

Sorry for the rambling I just love plant science lol.
 

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The first aircraft carriers(for a broad definition of "aircraft") were launched in the mid-19th century and carried manned hot air balloons for reconnaissance and (attempted) bombing.

Flying Aircraft Carriers were built back during the 1930's, notably the USS Akron and USS Macon, which were zeppelins designed to launch and retrieve aircraft while airborne. Sadly, they could never actually make it work so the project was abandoned. Both ships ended up crashing due to foul weather and the Akron's crash killed more people then the Hindenberg's did(However, most of the Macon's crew survived their crash).
 

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trunkage said:
altnameJag said:
Old-timey Victorian researchers were convinced that hyenas were a mono-gendered species, due to the female's...interesting biology.

They also thought that the queen bees were male, until they had a queen ruling the country, then they decided that the hive queen was female but somehow didn't have sex.

Anyway, politics informs science, even the rational bits.
You forgot the most important part. Hyena's clitoris could be as big as a Hyena's penis.
I mean, it's the bit the male penis goes into, and they give birth through it.

Female hyenas give birth through their clitoris.

Yeah, I buried the lede on that, didn't I?
 

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altnameJag said:
They also thought that the queen bees were male, until they had a queen ruling the country, then they decided that the hive queen was female but somehow didn't have sex.
Speaking of queens: Mary, Queen of Scots was crowned at the tender age of 6 days old, making her the youngest monarch in recorded history.

Although even she has nothing on Shah Shapuh II of the Sassanid Persian empire. According to legend, he was already emperor before he was born. As in, he was said to have been crowned in the womb by literally putting a crown on top of his mother's pregnant belly. Unlike Mary above tho, there are no historical records to confirm it.
 

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The penises of ducks are corkscrew-shaped and can fall off. Their mating habits are so violent, they can kill the ducks the ones they are trying to breed with
 

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Dalisclock said:
The first aircraft carriers(for a broad definition of "aircraft") were launched in the mid-19th century and carried manned hot air balloons for reconnaissance and (attempted) bombing.

Flying Aircraft Carriers were built back during the 1930's, notably the USS Akron and USS Macon, which were zeppelins designed to launch and retrieve aircraft while airborne. Sadly, they could never actually make it work so the project was abandoned. Both ships ended up crashing due to foul weather and the Akron's crash killed more people then the Hindenberg's did(However, most of the Macon's crew survived their crash).
Related: Aircraft carriers don't really function as floating runways as is the common perception. If they did, they would need to be much much longer. Instead, in order to allow a jet to take off in such a short distance, the entire ship needs to be moving forward at top speed and they utilize what is essentially a very powerful(and dangerous) slingshot to get the plane moving fast enough. There is very little margin for error and if you watch video of an aircraft carrier take off you can see that some jets actually drop a bit after leaving the end of the runway before they have enough speed to achieve flight. They need to do basically the same thing for landings as well.