What's the most stupid thing you've ever said?

[Gaskell]

I once imagined an inter conversation with my best friend, as he was stood next to me, and the conclusion of the event was me grabbing him on the shoulder and shouting "BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY CHEESE!"

It was a strange day

 

[ManiacalZManiac]

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

But then again, I didn't say it the first time.

Yeah, I always love to C/P that into random chat rooms! Reactions are funny. Also confuses the hell out of many tards on Xbox LIVE.

 

[Internet Kraken]

"The ice isn't that thin."

 

[Rascarin]

"This James Blunt song is quite good."


What? I must've sounded like an effing moron...

(it's okay, I've grown out of it, I listen to real music now)

 

[kleo]

sat and looked at a girl's ass, when she turns around and says "are you looking at my ass?" me "no your ass is in my vision"

i can still feel the hit

 

[Refritz]

One morning before school, a few years back, i was talking to a few people and they said something about my hair (I had straightened it) and said it looked very long... And in my half-asleep state i said 'yeeah... When i straighten it, its longer... And when i don't it's like... Shorter..'.

Everyone around me just replied with 'naww, really?'. After a second or two, it clicked, i realised what i had said.

 

[bloob]

sat and looked at a girl's ass, when she turns around and says "are you looking at my ass?" me "no your ass is in my vision"

i can still feel the hit

quick come back though, if that was me i would have thought of that 5 minutes after the whole situation

 

[Alleged_Alec]

I don't keep tack of stuff like this. I say increasingly stupid things on a daily basis.

 

[Insert Funny Name Here]

"I love you too."-Dumb.

Stole mine. -.-

 

[white_salad]

"Don't worry, what could go wrong?"

Ohhhh the pain.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

"This wall isn't to high!" it was 8 foot high I found out after I jumped it, never wall jump that high drunk still can't walk properly
Edit: Should've mentioned it was a bridge and the river was shallow slippy and solid landing.

 

[Nmil-ek]

Cant be that bad mate... ohhh yes it can be so much worse.

 

[Deef]

GIVE ME THE FUCKING CONNECT FOUR OR I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!

Oh partys...

 

[C4azyMik3]

hey sex- OH SHIT YOUR A DUDE!!

 

[Ameatypie]

I was playing a game of risk with some friends, but unfortunatly my alliance making did not go very well, mostly due to the fact that at the beginning of the game i said a little to loudly to these friends "I am going to KILLLLLLLL YOU!!!!!!!!" So funny...

 

[InProgress]

I was around 11-13, me and my brother watched a show on Animal Planet about something similar to a lemur, but with big bulging eyes(don't know what's it called). I wanted to insult him, but said: "Your brother is *insert said animals name here*!

Other than that, everytime I have a conversation I mess it up with something stupid and people look weird at me. *sigh*

 

[j1-2themax]

"R begins with W." Meant to say "writing", but... yeah.