Whats the next big videogame lie?

[powergamer8]

Ok, recently we have had that whole videogame cases rape incident, so I ask you all what do you think the next big video game accusation/lie is going to be about?

My guess is that someone will say that a videogame will give children heart tumours.

 

[Timedraven 117]

There gonna say that it will melt your brain and fry your eyes!!

 

[Timedraven 117]

There gonna say it will melt your brain and fry your eyes!

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

I'm still waiting for the day when someone says that video games will turn you against your country and turn you into a terrorist. Or has that already been said?

 

[DefunctTheory]

Video Games are not the Devils work...

They are Devil WORSHIPERS work! Every time you kill someone, another part of the prophecy of Chaos is fulfilled. Our violence, our misplaced passion, our very HATRED is being channeled through the game systems into a massive summoning that will end the world as we know it and bring about the Age of Chaos! The streets will run red, they'll kill our women and children and rape the men!

We are all part of the Doom of Mankind! Long live the Old Gods!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Dango]

That rape causes video games.

 

[DefunctTheory]

That rape causes video games.

I KNEW I had some part in the creation of Mass Effect.

 

[TeeBs]

That Duke Nukem will be released for real this time.

*dies of laughter*

 

[killcheese]

That Duke Nukem will be released for real this time.

*dies of laughter*

Just think of all the shit that will happen when its released, its just the same as pigs learning to fly, but IT WILL HAPPEN!!!!!

 

[TeeBs]

That Duke Nukem will be released for real this time.

*dies of laughter*

Just think of all the shit that will happen when its released, its just the same as pigs learning to fly, but IT WILL HAPPEN!!!!!

By the time its released pigs probably would have evolved to the point where they can fly.

 

[Vault101]

That video games can give oyu brain damage/ destroy your social skills, well I think they might have alrady said the latter

 

[Fawful]

All Video Game developers are actually aliens trying to take over the world.

Video Games created communism.

Video Games hate Christmas.

Video Games encourage independant thought. (The horror!)

Video Games cause breast molestation. (Mad props for anyone who can guess where this might come from.)

Video Games cause airport bombings? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yeqvbRdGDs]

EDIT: Oh, though of some more: Video Games are to blame for 9-11.

All "gamers" are sex-crazed-sex-manics.

Video Games cause teen pregnancy.

All Video Games developers fund terrorism.

Video games will tear a hole in the fabric of reality and destroy the universe in 2012.

 

[WorldCritic]

Video games caused 9/11, or has that already been said?

 

[gostlyfantom]

video games sponsor terrorism... come on you know they will say that sh!t

 

[glyphseeker]

the pie

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ok ok idk that videogames cause global warming?

 

[TeeBs]

the pie

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ok ok idk that videogames cause global warming?

Technically it does, just like everything else that runs on electricity.

Unless your in one of those countries that runs purely on non polluting energies.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

That gamers are overly defensive about their pastime. Pssh. That's just crazy. Videogames are OBVIOUSLY the best thing ever anyone who disagrees even slightly just hates free speech.

 

[glyphseeker]

the pie

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ok ok idk that videogames cause global warming?

Technically it does, just like everything else that runs on electricity.

Unless your in one of those countries that runs purely on non polluting energies.

fine fine ummmm videogames makes pens dry out (there's 2 mins of my life i wont get back)

 

[Mr.Numbers]

I'm still waiting for the day when someone says that video games will turn you against your country and turn you into a terrorist. Or has that already been said?

http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/41532
Yeah...

 

[Mr.Numbers]

That Duke Nukem will be released for real this time.

*dies of laughter*

Just think of all the shit that will happen when its released, its just the same as pigs learning to fly, but IT WILL HAPPEN!!!!!

By the time its released pigs probably would have evolved to the point where they can fly.

Pff, if you want some actual serious pig evolution, I'm currently cross breeding them with snakes: Every time it sheds it's skin, I get a new weeks worth of crispy bacon