Whats the next big videogame lie?

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Watchmacallit

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Video games cause cancer. They're already saying WiFi does >_> (This is with absolutely no proof)

God people can be 'special' sometimes.
 

rubinigosa

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Well they have already said that it makes you : rape and/or kill
so we have : kidnapping,bombing and everything else that puts you in jail left.
 

Raistlinhawke

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Well, given that most hated music of the day is twisted by alarmists who say it will cause the taboos of the day...

...my guess is that the next taboo Video Games will cause is either incest or bestiality, mainly because they've already been blamed for everything else.
 

Mr.Numbers

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rubinigosa said:
Well they have already said that it makes you : rape and/or kill
so we have : kidnapping,bombing and everything else that puts you in jail left.
Grand Theft Auto outcries covered all those bases and more, including explaining 7 year olds stealing cars.

They would have done shit like that regardless of video games people!
 

Mrrrgggrlllrrrg

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My guess would be something along the lines of the Japanese are killing dolphins because of video games and that dolphins are cute and good.
 

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Fawful said:
Video Games cause breast molestation. (Mad props for anyone who can guess where this might come from.)
Wherever you're getting your Sims 3 mods?
 

Thaluikhain

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Video games provide an alternative outlet for violence, and that's why nobody want to join the military and go kill foreigners. This threatens the hegemony of the western world.
 

Nieroshai

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Video games cause lupus.
Killer7 causes multiple personality disorder.
Pokemon encourages illegal animal fighting.
Minecraft encourages environmental destruction and greed.
Shadow of the Colossus will make you emo.
WoW causes erectile dysfunction.
 

Nieroshai

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thaluikhain said:
Video games provide an alternative outlet for violence, and that's why nobody want to join the military and go kill foreigners. This threatens the hegemony of the western world.
People have been encouraged to join the Army by Call of Duty.
 

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Nieroshai said:
thaluikhain said:
Video games provide an alternative outlet for violence, and that's why nobody want to join the military and go kill foreigners. This threatens the hegemony of the western world.
People have been encouraged to join the Army by Call of Duty.
So, saying this about videogames would be a big lie?
 

Nieroshai

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Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
That gamers are overly defensive about their pastime. Pssh. That's just crazy. Videogames are OBVIOUSLY the best thing ever anyone who disagrees even slightly just hates free speech.
Missing the point of the argument. We're not shoving games in anyone's faces, the government is literally trying to convince people they Need. To. Be. Taken. Away. What do you think would hapen if this was tried with movies? Football? In other sountries, if someone tried to pull this with soccer(int.football) there would literally be riots and looting. So I think we're being pretty civil by complaining on a GAMER'S FORUM.
 

Nieroshai

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thaluikhain said:
Nieroshai said:
thaluikhain said:
Video games provide an alternative outlet for violence, and that's why nobody want to join the military and go kill foreigners. This threatens the hegemony of the western world.
People have been encouraged to join the Army by Call of Duty.
So, saying this about videogames would be a big lie?
Eh? I thought your proposed lie was the "hegemony of the west" thing. Which part of your multi-concept quote do you mean, the hegemony, the violence outlet? Isn't our government currently anti-war anyway, and would therefore take this as good news? Why would the West even call itself a hegemony and encourage people to act toward its downfall? Oh wait, I forgot about the '08 election.
 

Jfswift

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It'll probably be something outlandish like, "videogames cause insomnia" and that their usage should be monitored and limited.
 

Nouw

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Video Games shrink your penis.

It's true folks, stop playing them!