What's the oldest thing lurking in your kitchen cupboard?

[caffineking]

So... I'm having a bit of an early spring clean and a clear out today when i found in my kitchen cupboard a jar of Nacho Spicy bean sauce, Best before March 2008 and a pack of risotto rice, Best before August 2007!!!

So, what the oldest thing lurking in the darkest corner your kitchen cupboard?

 

[Kopikatsu]

Many, many bottles of alcohol and assorted soft drinks from before the 1900's.

I tried opening one of the sodas and it ended up being this...black...sludge. Really...disturbing in appearance.

Tasted alright, though. It was like vanilla eggnog.

 

[Ronarch]

A packet of yogurt maker in my freezer that expired in August 1999. I just leave it be.

 

[rayen020]

not there anymore but i once found a can of black beans from 1984. For reference i was born in 1988 and i found this in 2008...

 

[Meight08]

A 5 year old egg that broke when i dropped it.......

 

[thespyisdead]

earl grey set to expire july 1999, and it's still drinkable

 

[teqrevisited]

Jelly cubes from 1994. The thing in the packet looks like a translucent purple chocolate bar. They still look alright. Might even give them a go.

 

[Slaanesh]

An unimaginable cosmic horror that, due to its complex appearance and my feeble mind, looks like that half full box of cheerios I never got around to eat back in the summer of '95.