What's the perfect bludgeoning weapon? and another question...

[Mookie_Magnus]

A frozen leg of lamb. Just rinse it off, and eat the evidence. Or feed it to someone.

 

[wordsmith]

A frozen leg of lamb. Just rinse it off, and eat the evidence. Or feed it to someone.

You read that story too?

 

[Artemis923]

Mjolnir, the mighty hammer of Thor.

Any questions?

I think it is used to shoot lightning. You don't actually have to hit someone with it.

You don't have to...but why wouldn't you? Face crushing is awesome.

 

[PhantomCritic]

The good ol' sledgehammer is still my personal favorite.

 

[rythter]

crow f**cking bar, now in titanium. no seriously the zombie survival guide says it is the best bludgeon ever.

 

[J-Alfred]

I've always been partial to the wrench from BioShock.

But the best one would have to be the Soul Calibre (and those of you who claim it's a sword, play the games. Is there a drop of blood in those games? can we really classify the soul calibre as a sword?)

 

[Mordwyl]

"My fists are my weapons." - Bruce Lee

 

[concrete89]

Mjolnir, the mighty hammer of Thor.

Any questions?

I think it is used to shoot lightning. You don't actually have to hit someone with it.

Best bludgeoning weapon is a bat.
Just ask Batman.

No, lightning strikes where it hits.
The thunder is the sound it makes as it strikes something.
Also, it can be thrown, and will always return.

 

[Xojins]

A refrigerator. That would be a fun one.

A door. Or a gate, they both are good indicators.

 

[archvile93]

Really? No one's said it yet? LIGHTSABER! I can't believe no one brought that up.

 

[WhiteTiger225]

A severed nord leg. If it is good enough for the Udefryk, it is good enough for me.

 

[WhiteTiger225]

Really? No one's said it yet? LIGHTSABER! I can't believe no one brought that up.

That's not a bludgeon. A bludgeon is a blunt OBJECT. A lightsaber is a laser that cuts using heat.

 

[Redingold]

as sock with a brick in it.

as for the secondary question, a circle or a rectangle.

Use a half-brick. proper bricks are too heavy and big. Billiard balls works, and so does sand.

 

[WhiteTiger225]

as sock with a brick in it.

as for the secondary question, a circle or a rectangle.

Mashed potato in a sock (man)

Cookies for the reference!

Drawn Together?

 

[hottsaucekid]

ummm
a guitar because it gives you that cool rockstar look when you kill somebody.
picture walking back from a fight with a half broken guitar.
people would be like
"wow look that guy killed that man AND put on a show!,What a Badass!"

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

A heavy electric guitar. There's probably a pun that can come from this, but I've got nothing at the moment.

 

[WhiteTiger225]

I've always been partial to the wrench from BioShock.

But the best one would have to be the Soul Calibre (and those of you who claim it's a sword, play the games. Is there a drop of blood in those games? can we really classify the soul calibre as a sword?)

Theres also no death when you fall off into magma for the 300th time.. so should that be a factor of a bludgeon?

(Note, Bludgeons can easily draw blood so your factor also fails )

 

[GHMonkey]

my friends, i present to you the Stanley Fubar. http://www.homedepot.ca/wcsstore/HomeDepotCanada/images/catalog/55-120R_4.jpg