What's the perfect bludgeoning weapon? and another question...

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Xyphon

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My personal favorite is a simple one. It is an instrument that leaves hardly any DNA, can be used to teach a person a lesson with a few swings to the kneecaps, and you can burn it to get rid of any evidence.

 

firedfns13

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A giant unarmed bomb dropped from a plane.
Smash.
or a dumb bell, or sock of batteries
 

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I would say this for a bludgeoning weapon.

 

Caliostro

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I'd say it depends. Purely for fighting purposes, possibly a Baseball Bat. It's one of the lighter bludgeoning weapons around that still has enough force to shatter bones. For "all around" purposes, possibly a crowbar. It's heavier and harder to wield, but you can also use it to pry things open and, in a pinch, stab stuff.

Syvari said:
A golf trophy is the best weapon to bludgeon your wife to death with.

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AvsJoe

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I dunno. Whatever's handy I guess. At my old house we had a baseball bat handy in case of an intruder, but I don't think there's a weapon in this house. As for the question, I'd go with something both practical and effective, like a baseball bat or a tire iron.
 
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Jindrak said:
Golf clubs are the best practical weapon, all the force is centered into a very small part of the weapon for maximum damage.

Ah, the things you learn watching Burn Notice.
I'm not the only one. Wooo. And yes, golf cubs are the best.
 

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He's writing a map to find and kill someone!

I'll help ya, my fav bludgeoning tool is the good ol' pipe with u-bend at the end.

EDIT: Wow I'm the only guy who would use a pipe. I feel special.
 

2012 Wont Happen

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The best bludgeoning weapon is almost definitely the hammer.

Likewise the best blade weapon is probably a sickle.

0.o
 

Paragon Fury

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This guy's fists. [http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/4/43/HamFisted.gif]