What's the perfect bludgeoning weapon? and another question...

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omle

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Bo staff. You cant pull shit like this with a bat or crowbar. The second guy is just rediculously fast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUl8JnKbkR4

I don't think i'll ever have to bludgeon anything though, so i don't really have an opinion unless it looks cool.
 

Gmano

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Quarterstaff. Simply the most efficient blunt weapon, used by almost all cultures because of it's usefulness and efficiency.

Edit: The guy above me's vid of these is awesome.
 

Treblaine

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Baseball Bat.

It has enough force to deliver the damage but most importantly a swing does not have to connect perfectly for maximum damage, the long curved edge any point that makes contact is going to hurt like hell.

The Baseball bat has also evolved in the sporting arena over many iterations to be most ergonomically suited to swinging and transferring the maximum amount of force to whatever it hits.
 

Treblaine

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wierdman51 said:
Mordwyl said:
"My fists are my weapons." - Bruce Lee
chuck noris would own lee in any fight. and the best weapon? the leg of chuck norris.
Funny you say that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c&feature=fvst

But the Fact [http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/] of the matter is they were just acting and Chuck was just playing along. See as deadly as Chuck Norris is, he is totally decent guy too, he knew better than to upstage his close friend Bruce Lee in his own film.

Chuck also knew if he and Bruce were to ACTUALLY fight, then none of film crew would survive nor anyone in a 30 mile radius so no one would even live to see it.
 

Silver

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Winged mace. Elegant, quick and an amazing amount of force concentrated to a very small area, capable of penetrating the strongest part of an opponents armour when they were in use. Works just as well today, and they look bloody terrifying.

Err... Door, preferably with some light coming out of it? Portal? I don't get it.
 

Mordwyl

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wierdman51 said:
Mordwyl said:
"My fists are my weapons." - Bruce Lee
chuck noris would own lee in any fight. and the best weapon? the leg of chuck norris.
Chuck Norris is as old and overrated as rickrolling. Though he does have a cool beard.
 

Cody211282

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A shovel, because its bladed if you want to cheat, also you can dig a hole and hide the body after
 

Arbitrary Cidin

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1. A Torque Wrench, large socket wrench, or monkey wrench.
2. A rectangle/ box with an arrow going into it.
 

Dogstile

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want a true bludgeoning weapon? get a sock, and put a couple of pool balls in it.

symbol for an opening? how about a wall with a piece missing
 

Silly_Billy

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WhiteTiger225 said:
archvile93 said:
Really? No one's said it yet? LIGHTSABER! I can't believe no one brought that up.
That's not a bludgeon. A bludgeon is a blunt OBJECT. A lightsaber is a laser that cuts using heat.
It could be a very inefficient blunt object if you beat someone with the handle.

"So how did you become one with the force?"
"Lightsaber..."
"That's pretty standard here"
"...handle"
"A lightsaber handle? Was the guy even a Jedi?"
"No"
"That's pathetic..."
"I know."
bcponpcp27 said:
A 6 foot long dildo.
Only two were ever made... one for US Military during operation Dessert Storm (how they used it is classified) and for Queen Elizabeth.
 

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omle said:
Bo staff. You cant pull shit like this with a bat or crowbar. The second guy is just rediculously fast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUl8JnKbkR4

I don't think i'll ever have to bludgeon anything though, so i don't really have an opinion unless it looks cool.
EXTREME BATON TWIRLING!!


OT: id go with a metallic meat tenderizer extra handy for the cannibals

cant think of any thing for the opening/door