What's the plain weirdest thing that has happened to you at school?

[Fbuh]

There was a time when we were having sniper/bomb threats about 2-3 times a week for a month. That was fun. I also found a shitload of awesome music on one of the school computers, as well as the entirety of Doom and Doom II.

We also used to build small LANs in computer class, just so we could play Starcraft.

 

[Pegghead]

In primary (and this was year four I think) there was this kid in a higher year than me who I always thought was a bit mentally aggro or something. Once we were over at a park across the road (I think the deal was that years 4, 5 and 6 went there for lunch once a week) and as my year was heading back I turn around and I spot him running hell for leather across the oval they had there and then two teachers catch up, desperately trying to restrain him. It was really wierd, they were all on the ground in one big pile, he was tearing and screaming and eventually broke free, the teachers must've just said "fuck it" and they let him run off and came to join us like nothing had happened.

In my first year of high-school food-tech was a mandatory subject for the first semester, amywho we had this assignment where in groups we had to prepare a meal and servre it to some of our own parents. I was acting as the waiter for our group so it was a one-in-a-million chance that I saw what I saw when I walked in to grab the food. Anywho, I walk in to the kitchen to grab our group's food and serve it when I see a huge fireball leap up and hit the ceiling from one of the sinks. Turns out some genius in one of the other groups had put a pot full of boiling oil in the sink and run the tap over it.

 

[LaughingAtlas]

I had a particularly unusual history teacher that had the class enact a medieval-ish play-type thing, filming the scenes throughout the day. One point featured a time mage which, as an aside, introduced (someone acting as) not-yet-president Barack Obama from the future to talk about his goals and hopes to improve life in our land of cardboard armor knights and Mulan-like knight impersonators.
The script was put together by one person in one night after the aforementioned teacher brought up the idea of a medieval-ish play-type thing.

 

[theonlyblaze2]

Does anyone's schools have one of those annoying internet site blocker things? Well, we got tired of them. So first, our school born hackers made everysite blocked. This apparently made the school board happy. So they then only blocked all the sites on the teacher's computers. None of the teachers were able to use their computers for a week, while the student computers worked perfectly fine. To this day, only four teachers know who did it. Three of these teachers helped.

I have also seen a kid tased for no specific reason. Kid A walked up to Kid B and socked Kid B in the mouth. The fat rent a cop waddled over and immediatly punched Kid A in the gut. He then set about tasing Kid B. He continued tasing him for about 2 minutes, in 5 to 10 second intervals. Eventually, three of the footballers jumped the guy and forced him to the ground. They then put his own cuffs on him. Kid A was suspended for a week, Kid B got an out of court settlement, and the rent a cop was sent to prison for hate crimes.

The list goes on. We are one of "those" schools.

 

[theonlyblaze2]

Does anyone's schools have one of those annoying internet site blocker things? Well, we got tired of them. So first, our school born hackers made everysite blocked. This apparently made the school board happy. So they then only blocked all the sites on the teacher's computers. None of the teachers were able to use their computers for a week, while the student computers worked perfectly fine. To this day, only four teachers know who did it. Three of these teachers helped.

I have also seen a kid tased for no specific reason. Kid A walked up to Kid B and socked Kid B in the mouth. The fat rent a cop waddled over and immediatly punched Kid A in the gut. He then set about tasing Kid B. He continued tasing him for about 2 minutes, in 5 to 10 second intervals. Eventually, three of the footballers jumped the guy and forced him to the ground. They then put his own cuffs on him. Kid A was suspended for a week, Kid B got an out of court settlement, and the rent a cop was sent to prison for hate crimes.

The list goes on. We are one of "those" schools.

 

[ParanoidAndroid]

In my first year of primary school there was this crazy kid who used to break everything. Once he threw a stone through the windscreen of a brand new car that one of the teachers had just bought. Then, he split his head open, and was never seen again. This all happened when I was four or five years old...

 

[Burntpopcarn]

I have three.
ONE my drama teacher plays COD.
TWO one day i was walkin' around, mindin' my own business, when suddenly, these two crazy guys come flying outta nowhere and charge at me. they ran into me and i twisted an ankle. i still can't walk quite right.
THREE a girl said she liked me. NOONE has ever liked me that i also like. FOREVER ALONE "sigh".

 

[dimensional]

This stray cat came to school, so the janitors adopted him. They kept him in the janitors room, fed him, allowed him to hang around campus. It was a sweet cat, and it made the janitors day alot better because of the little fluff ball.

A few weeks before graduation some sick fuck put the cat in a bag and started hitting it against walls and throwing it around. The cat died and the janitor was heart broken.

Damn that really pisses me off im not usually particularly vindictive but I hope the person who did this dies the same way only unloved and unmissed.

I havent got many strange stories from school they were all pretty boring, I do remember the entire school minus about 10 students getting detention one day though for *shock* moving after the bell had rang finishing break, which was funny as hell. I was the second to get busted but it just went on and on and on the actual calling of names for detention lasted longer than the break. (This was primary school btw and the rule was when a teacher rang the bell signaling end of break you had to freeze on the spot until youre class was called in.)

 

[Android2137]

This stray cat came to school, so the janitors adopted him. They kept him in the janitors room, fed him, allowed him to hang around campus. It was a sweet cat, and it made the janitors day alot better because of the little fluff ball.

A few weeks before graduation some sick fuck put the cat in a bag and started hitting it against walls and throwing it around. The cat died and the janitor was heart broken.

That's not weird. That just awful!

As for me, I can't think of anything particularly weird that's happened to me, but I did sort of cause something. I did dress up as The Doctor on Halloween once, complete with TARDIS, "psychic" paper, and a blue LED sonic screwdriver... I was pretending to inspect the fountain with the screwdriver when security walked up to me and asked me what I was doing. I told them I was with the city water inspection agency and flashed my "psychic" paper (which said "Just play along"), but they gave me weird looks and I was forced to break character before I got in trouble.

 

[King Toasty]

I was with my Biology class in the school lab, when another science teacher looked up from his class, saw us and grabbed a balloon. He then jumped in the middle of my class, and lit the balloon on fire. 5-foot fireball, out of fucking nowhere.

Another time, I saw several dozen wigs scattered across the school stairs. Never did understand that.

 

[SoulSalmon]

Started off as a Primary School scuffle (He started it! >.>), something normal enough.

The fight ended when I was thrown THROUGH the wall, this fight happened in the corridoor and I ended up outside near the oval. (Yeah the wall wasn't brick, one of those "Chipboard and Concrete" ones)

Funny thing was that a teacher saw, I tumbled through the wall, practically landing at her feet and you could CLEARLY see the other kid that through me rather shocked and redfaced.

No actual punishments were handed out (they never were >.<) but my mum got a bill.
Yup they wanted ME to pay for the wall, not the kid who threw me, they wanted MY parents to pay for the wall.

Needless to say they didn't

This happened years ago, 6 to be exact. The most bizzare thing is that I passed by the school recently and noticed a hole in the outer wall, I took a look down the corridoor, they'd covered it with a few planks and a poster...

 

[Ultra Man30]

Well the teacher for my three computer classes for this year of High School is known for doing weird and awesome things. For example, in the past she has installed Halo on every computer, had a Brawl tournament on exam day, and gives candy for correct answers.

Also, during homecoming week we had Super Smash Brothers Day where we all were supposed to dress as Smash characters and I saw people dressed in some amazing outfits. I saw someone dressed as Toad ( with hat and insanely baggy pants), someone who painted a detailed picture of a goomba on a wooden sign and was protesting for the rights of goombas, a girl who was dressed as Link who would not talk at all during the day, and, oddly enough, someone dressed as Sora holding a Keyblade.

 

[Rawne1980]

My memory is shockingly bad.

I remember barely nothing about school.

Only thing I do remember clearly is trying to play as goalkeeper for the school football team during a heavy sodding downpour. Floor was so slippy I spent most of the match on my arse.

 

[fluffybunny937]

I remember once during my senior year of high school, this cute sophomore girl kept asking me for my cell phone number. Which was just weird. There is no way she was trying to get a date with me because I'm in no way good looking. I don't post pictures of myself online but trust me on that one. I eventually just gave her a fake phone number. Never ran into her at school again, it was close to the end of senior year so it wasn't likely for me to run into her again.