I've got hair that reaches the top of my neck/chin, and I don't get THAT bad a deal.
Sure, people call me a hippy or a tramp for a joke, and I laugh.
My Freind* still thinks it's hilarious to call me a greebo/tramp, and thinks it's original everytime. But he's a sheep, and follows around another group of 'tards.
*He's a sort-of friend. We've been good friends since we were 4, but he's steadily grown into the kind of bigoted douche I would normally despise. I sometimes think it's only our history that stops me breaking his snivelling little nose