What's the shortest relationship (bf/gf) you've ever had?

[Trivun]

One kiss, then that was it. We were drunk at the time though, but it still counts. Otherwise, about a week, though I'm not sure that was genuine as it was in primary school when it happened...

 

[Disaster Button]

Mine was a little under a day.
A girl kept sending her friends to ask me to go out with her and I didn't tihnk she was that good looking anyway. So when she asked me to my face I kinda caved and said yes.. Only to dump her at the end of the school day by sending one of her friends to tell her the news, like a real man.

Edit: Bear in mind we were like 12 at the time.

 

[Maze1125]

6 years and counting.

 

[dallan262]

2 months... most of my relationships die at the 2month stage ...only one has managed to get to a year

 

[JanatUrlich]

3 months haha

I could tell she wasn't into it because she'd never let me go any further than making out, and she was even reluctant to make out in some cases!

Poor girl, I'm 80% sure she was straight and just a bit confused

 

[Koeryn]

Three hours. I asked my friend out in school, and walking home we were just like "Uh... This is kinda akward." And broke up.

 

[Nickolai77]

sixteen months..

Only ever been in one serious relationship and thats how long it lasted XD

 

[ProfessorLayton]

About three months. I'm not the kind of person who just dates around for fun. I HATE people like that.

 

[AlexanderAstartes]

A week, then I realised I didn't like her at all. It happens...

 

[Arehexes]

Mine lasted for about 3 and a half days, she said she needed to focus on her jewelry making thing(which was true she did make jewelry). Only the next day when we talked she said her new boyfriend dumped her. So I told her to never talk to me again, and now I have a dis trust for people(wasn't the first time something like this happened but this was what did it).

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

Bleh, somewhere around five hours. I took a girl out to dinner and watched her beat up half the football players that went to my high school who were there after practice. I booked it.

 

[Matronadena]

The shortest I've ever had was around 6 months, give a week or two

 

[FallenRainbows]

401 days... and counting, first and last with any luck.
Sorry I thought I'd rub it in that I found love.

EDIT: 666th post. On one of the better days of my life. If anything happens to Chloé now I blame the escapist and you all die. No really you will.

 

[blalien]

About 30 seconds, last August. I once lemon lawed a girl because she looked nothing like her profile picture. She wasn't even that unattractive, I just didn't want to deal with somebody who was going to lie before the first date.

Incidentally, that was the first and last time I tried online dating. That was an awful, awful summer.

 

[katsabas]

Half a day.

 

[BladeOfAkriloth]

6 hours, for the school-end dance, an old class-mate returned from italy, where she's living now. After a year away from her i confessed my love, we made out and around 12 she left(party started at 6 pm). Next morning i try to get her number and a mate who gave it asked me what for? she's back in italy now.... Needless to say i was feeling... well, it took 2 bottles of JD to get over it... I taught she was back for good!... love is a cold-hearted 5$ hooker...

 

[ae86gamer]

Exactly one week.

 

[Paragon Fury]

Does not having one disqualify me from competeing? Because it would be a negative number...