Hm... This could go in two ways. I'll let you decide which one is more appropriate.
Oh, that is a tale. I was on an expedition in Oz to meet a magical wizard. I was accompanied by three men: A tinman, a scarecrow, and a cowardly lion. We were in the woods when suddenly we were ambushed by a squad of flying monkeys sent by the wicked witch! Scarecrow got ripped to shreds and the lion ran away. "Coward!" I yelled. Poor Tinman. He got rusted before he could do any damage. I tried to fight them off as much as I could, but it was no use. They ripped my avatar away from me! I chased after them but fell to my knees, yelling "Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!" I still wake up at night, screaming "There's no place like home! There's no place like home!" I will never forget.
Damn them.
Damn them.
I dunno. I just saw it, thought it was funny, and made my own. 