Whats the strangest thing youve done on the toilet?

[Casual Shinji]

I discoverd that the toilet equalizes us all.

Hail Toilet, the one true Messiah!

 

[interspark]

Not quite on the toilet, but on my way I once cartwheeled through the bathroom door whilst simultaneously lighting a cigar.

WOW! that should be an olympic event!

 

[Quiet Stranger]

I think the strangest thing I've ever done on the loo was when I shat a brick

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I balanced my checkbook while taking a dump. That was a long fucking dump.

 

[careful]

i cant crap unless i have something to read, sometimes i stand there holding my ass trying to hold it all in while i search my bookshelf for something to bring with me to the bathroom. what i decide to bring depends on several factors, like how long im expecting to be, the weight and size of the book, etc.

 

[Distorted Stu]

My friend just told me that he once measured the area of the room while he was poopin because he was thinking about retiling. He then noted that while his tape measure was stretched, he could aim it out the window and see how long he could get before the measure "snapped". He says 13 feet. Anyone beat him?!

 

[Doctor Pealz]

Talked my friend out of changing school

 

[legion431]

Masturb...ummm...
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DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT

 

[ThePizzaGuy556]

Made my friend move my tv in front of the door way so i wouldnt miss the next round of search in CoD XD

 

[etherlance]

 

[warprincenataku]

Something that rhymes with pumpkin...

*gasp* No, not really.

 

[neoontime]

I guess I forgot to go to the bathroom. Also I am guilty of playing my DS a few times.