whats the stupidest thing you've ever done?

[Garrsus]

out of curiosity, what's the stupidest thing you have ever done?
I, woke to my wrist alarm with a start ripped off my wrist and threw it at the wall only for it to bounce back and hit me in the face.(it was the first time i'd used it. it was a damn good shot though.)

 

[SeriousSquirrel]

Honestly, despite all of my dumb accidents and clumsey moves, it would have to be attempting to cut myself. I was a fucking tard

 

[Sleekgiant]

To much to list

 

[Cherry Cola]

Trying to perform my own rap song in front of the entire school.

Don't judge me, I was only twelve!

 

[^=ash=^]

Climbing trees with rollerblades on wasn't too smart .... broke my arm doing that.

EDIT: More things have sprung to mind:

Trying to get a crumpet out of the toaster with a knife.
Catching bees & wasps with a fishing net. (I was young ok).
Being extremely sarcastic to a bunch of chavs that were shouting abuse.

 

[The Procrastinated End]

Putting a coin into an electrical socket. Burnt the coin, my fingers, a little of the carpet, and blew a couple fuses.

 

[Eekaida]

Just rescently I went from ill from work. Thinking I had slept through the night becuase of the light level, I phoned work telling them I wouldn't be in because I still felt ill.

Later I realised it was the same day. Luckily for me it was the night manager I spoke to, not my department head.

 

[orangeapples]

attempted to eat a teaspoon of cinnamon. I couldn't do it. I was coughing up cinnamon for over an hour.

now that isn't the stupid part. the stupid part was that I had already seen 3 other guys fail.

a girl co-worker then asked us, "Why do guys always do such stupid things?" I replied with, "Because when it comes to proving our manliness, guys are retarded."

 

[reptoric]

My friends and I were playing the game where someone says they've never done something and everyone who has done that has to drink. We were too old to drink anything with alcohol so we did it with cola. Anyways a girl walks in (a girl I really like) and asks what we're doing, we tell her and she says "Can I watch for a bit to get the hang of it?" sure we say and my friend says "I've never fapped in the bath tub." (I have and therefor have to drink some cola, so I can either disobey the rules of the game and not drink or I can just drink and hope she doesn't notice, I chose the second choice because I'm a fucking retard, I regret that every day...

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Putting a coin into an electrical socket. Burnt the coin, my fingers, a little of the carpet, and blew a couple fuses.

We've all had that urge to put something into an electrical outlet.

For me, it was a fork. Ouch.

 

[RootbeerJello]

I jumped directly into a ceiling support in front of my younger cousin. I was bleeding pretty badly.

 

[reptoric]

Although it could have been that time when I was 4 years old and went down the stairs with my bobby car...

 

[Sleekgiant]

Trying to climb a pile of loudspeakers as a kid.

To much to list

Your avatar is kickass! May I ask what was your previous one?

It was from The Mars Volta music video for Televators :3
Had to make a kickass avvie out of it.

 

[NoseDigger]

Fell off a garage roof straight onto some one's car. Early morning, alcohol and occasional stupidity do not mix well. I turned out fine though, so it's all good.

 

[Killerscape]

Climbed a tree and then made it break. Just for the ride down. Didn't obtain any injuries.

 

[iLikeHippos]

Ohhh, I have plenty...

Probably when I spit a girl on the top of her hair...
Yeah, you see, she was chasing after some guy and than she ran under a sort of "bridge" that I stood on top of.

Than I timed my spitting perfectly as she came closer to my aim and - bulls eye.

 

[Cold Blue]

jumping of the couch and face-planting on a brick fireplace. still have a slight scar on my chin...

 

[Necator15]

Had a swordfight with my friend and we got a bit too into it. Still have that scar too...

Give me an hour though, I'll top it.