whats the stupidest thing you've ever done?

[child of lileth]

You know how there's some toys you have as a kid, where adults tell you to not point it at, or near, your eyes? Well I was too stupid to remember that advice about ten minutes after they told me.

 

[Continuity]

Trying to perform my own rap song in front of the entire school.

Don't judge me, I was only twelve!

Oh good lord... The horror.

 

[Callex]

Trying to get a crumpet out of the toaster with a knife.

Is that bad? I do that all the time! How else do you get the damned things out?

 

[ghostalker.cepo]

My friends and I were playing the game where someone says they've never done something and everyone who has done that has to drink. We were too old to drink anything with alcohol so we did it with cola. Anyways a girl walks in (a girl I really like) and asks what we're doing, we tell her and she says "Can I watch for a bit to get the hang of it?" sure we say and my friend says "I've never fapped in the bath tub." (I have and therefor have to drink some cola, so I can either disobey the rules of the game and not drink or I can just drink and hope she doesn't notice, I chose the second choice because I'm a fucking retard, I regret that every day...

"I have never" or "Never have I ever" is the name of the game... and if that's your biggest regret in life then you haven't lived enough. Seriously. So you tugged one out in the tub... you're not the first and if you or she think that masturbation is embarrasing or disgusting then you need to stop being such fucking prudes. I revealed so much worse to a much more unforgiving audience playing that game.

Stupidest thing I've done to date: Dropping pills the night before having to work in a pub on the night of their 11th birthday for a 7 hour shift. Coming down through that was hell, but it was totally my own fault.