I get paid to make things go boom. Well, that's the main part of my job description. The rest of the time, I do abso-feckin'-lutely nothing.
Here's a rough description of what I do. These guys aren't quite doing it right, but it looks damn good, doesn't it?
Anyway, I'm in country (Afghanistan) right now, and to be perfectly honest, if I could get faster Internet - fast enough to play MMOs and stream things - I would be perfectly content.
Oh, and I'm making bank, and hardly realize it. I'm typing this on a $3,200 laptop. I really doubt I'd have this if I had a civilian job.
I love my job. Except for the scads of superiors. Some are great, but the ones that really count are sometimes... less than stellar. The Army has its ups and downs.