Whats the weirdest f***ing thing you saw.

[StormSeer]

Only this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M&feature=player_embedded

 

[ANImaniac89]

real life fucked up or internet fucked up?

I've seen some weird shit in the interwebs, mostly porn related.
Real life is another story.

This one time when I was around 12 I got up late in the night to get a drink of water or something. When I came back into my room I looked out my window to see the woman who lived next door whipping some naked guy with a bullwhip, we had very close houses so it was easy for me to see into her house. Apparently she was somewhat of an S&M buff and was making money by beating the shit out of local perverts for kicks (an internet search confirmed this).
Anyways no one believed me till she moved out and was throwing out a bunch of things. Me being the shameless garbage picker that I am went looking, what did I find you might ask. I found the Whip.


Which I still have.


As far as anime goes Puni Puni Poemi

 

[darthotaku]

How do I put up videos? I got a good one.

wierdest anime i've seen was definitly higurashi

 

[teebeeohh]

i once taped a video camera to my hand before consuming a high amount of a substance that can induce hallucinations. watching that video was so weird. aside from that probably something off ED.

 

[The Funslinger]

I've been shown this image, maybe others have too, and NO MATTER HOW MUCH MAY BE THERE, it can be summed up in 3 words.

(I'll put them in gentler words) - Pooping Phallus Nipples.

Mouth agape for over half an hour later. The image still burned into my memory. It's been 3 years.

I try to forget I really do, but it's like how to ride a bike, you never forget.......

I share your pain...

The weirdest thing I've ever seen (stepping away from anime and manga drawings for a moment:

I was eight, walking home from school, and this beat up grey car drove by at speed downhill. I noticed the trunk was open, and I could see two pairs of legs sticking out (obviously with people attached.)

 

[Leftnt Sharpe]

I've seen a woman "give birth" to an octopus. I don't know how I got there, but all I know is I am very careful where I go on the internet now. And my only question about it is how did it get in there in once piece.

Now you are just making shit up. Then again this is the internet............

 

[MindBullets]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/krentz+and+the+hand+of+shame/
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/krentz+and+the+hand+of+shame+2/
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/krentz+and+the+hand+of+shame+3/

Woo! Surrealism!

 

[Mr. Gency]

Click the image, if you dare.

 

[OldRat]

I've seen a woman "give birth" to an octopus. I don't know how I got there, but all I know is I am very careful where I go on the internet now. And my only question about it is how did it get in there in once piece.

Now you are just making shit up. Then again this is the internet............

I can assure you, it's not made up. Hell, that's not even in the upper tier of fucked up fetish horror you can find fairly easily.

 

[mireko]

OT: Bludgeon Angel Dokuro-Chan is a strong contender for weirdest (and simultaneously creepiest) thing ever, but other contenders in the Colosseum of weirdness would be Excel Saga, Puni Puni Poemy, and the final two episodes of Berserk.

Spoiler: Or just this guy and his relationship with elves, involving an unlikely invocation of Godwin's law (turn on CC for English subtitles)

Pani Poni Dash, Dai Mahou Touge, Di Gi Charat (the original), Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei and Galaxy Angel also qualify.

[sub]I'm Norwegian so I only caught about half of what that guy was talking about, but wtf? EDIT: I also somehow didn't notice that you pointed out that it had subs. That is also weird.[/sub]

 

[zelda2fanboy]

Once went to a rundown German-themed ski resort in central Illinois out of season. Not only was that creepy enough by itself, but while I was there I saw a 4 year old walking outside, lift up her skirt, and take a shit at the encouragement of her parents. I also saw a six year old boy breast feeding.

 

[Jerome9157]

This.

 

[WhiteRat07]

A very skinny man running with a pie, as a morbidly obese woman chased him. It was as i was walking to work at a upscale hotel. It turns out the man stole it from a buffet, but damn it was confusing when i saw it.

 

[Gigano]

Spoiler

OT: Bludgeon Angel Dokuro-Chan is a strong contender for weirdest (and simultaneously creepiest) thing ever, but other contenders in the Colosseum of weirdness would be Excel Saga, Puni Puni Poemy, and the final two episodes of Berserk.

Spoiler: Or just this guy and his relationship with elves, involving an unlikely invocation of Godwin's law (turn on CC for English subtitles)

Pani Poni Dash, Dai Mahou Touge, Di Gi Charat (the original), Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei and Galaxy Angel also qualify.

[sub]I'm Norwegian so I only caught about half of what that guy was talking about, but wtf? EDIT: I also somehow didn't notice that you pointed out that it had subs. That is also weird.[/sub]

Never heard of anyone of them but the first, but being quite a fan of absurdist anime I'll make a mental note of them.

This year at Christmas, the guy in the video made a gallow, attached it to his church, and hung an elf doll from it by the neck, all in plain sight.

Suffice to say, he didn't get many positive responses to that bizarre little stunt.

 

[mireko]

To say OT: Last summer I was in NY, and by some coincidence was watching public access.

What was being shown was weird, to say the least. Basically, it was a guy reviewing old records (B-52s vinyls, in fact) as a stuffed bear.

As in, he was holding the record and a small stuffed polar bear in frame and describing it with a squeaky voice.

[small]To this day, I have no idea what was up with that.[/small]

Spoiler

OT: Bludgeon Angel Dokuro-Chan is a strong contender for weirdest (and simultaneously creepiest) thing ever, but other contenders in the Colosseum of weirdness would be Excel Saga, Puni Puni Poemy, and the final two episodes of Berserk.

Spoiler: Or just this guy and his relationship with elves, involving an unlikely invocation of Godwin's law (turn on CC for English subtitles)

Pani Poni Dash, Dai Mahou Touge, Di Gi Charat (the original), Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei and Galaxy Angel also qualify.

[sub]I'm Norwegian so I only caught about half of what that guy was talking about, but wtf? EDIT: I also somehow didn't notice that you pointed out that it had subs. That is also weird.[/sub]

Never heard of anyone of them but the first, but being quite a fan of absurdist anime I'll make a mental note of them.

This year at Christmas, the guy in the video made a gallow, attached it to his church, and hung an elf doll from it by the neck, all in plain sight.

Suffice to say, he didn't get many positive responses to that bizarre little stunt.

That's.. kind of messed up but at the same time kind of pathetic. Ah well.

 

[emeraldrafael]

You asked for it OP... Happy nightmares

So thats where that gif came from.

OT: Probably when my friend hurt himself. he jumped from his second story window and landing on the gravel rocks. He didnt die, and didnt break his neck, but he has some horrible scarring. But the way his blood seeped out and pooled almost formed a duck, which he said was his favorite animal to observe.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Abandon logic, all ye who click.


I hope you enjoyed your sanity while it lasted.

What the fuck was that?

I'm laughing and crying at the same time. I'm going to be seeing that in my dreams now...

 

[Lord RPGs]

The entire final... Perhaps, half and hour to twenty minutes of Akira? Or, for better precision, the final scenes, which take place in an olympic stadium. Minds will be blown, as shit spirals rapidly out of control and logic and/or sanity.

 

[Penguinness]

Well this is pretty weird, and funny. I'm sure a lot have seen this:


Also, this:

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

okay guys, he/she asked "whats the wierdest thing you saw?" not "High octane nightmare fuel thread. input your favourites here."

I'd say some of the content in the D. Gray Man Manga.

the Noah got some colorful imaginations when inflicting torture. O.O