What's the wierdest dream you've Ever had?

[Azraellod]

yesterday i had a truly bizzare dream

my school was performing a ritual assembly to summon the angel of death. he appeared outside the ritual circle, and i was the only one who could see him. i then saw a marble i was for some reason holding had an image of a beating heart on it, and i realised that i was going to die. as i died, i thought to myself "remember this, remember this"

i was then reborn as a different person, and grew to the age of 28. then, all the memories i had as being that person were wiped clean, and i remembered my past life, and about dieing during the ritual. i resolved to do the ritual again, but this time my aim would be to imprison death.

i started hiring people of massive intellectual strength and will power to give further strength to the ritual to summon and bind death. i set up the ritual again, and started performing the ritual. death appeared in the circle, and i woke up.

the strange thing was how vivid the dream was. i was so immersed in it i forgot tht it was a dream, and was actually disappointed when i woke up.

i do have other dreams that are just as, if not more twisted, but this was the one that i remembered the best.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

I had a dream where I rode a tricicle up a massive mountain, and when I got to the top there was a corner shop, from which I purchased a talking Nelson Mandela Action Figure. It was a big 12" one. I then remember running (on foot) away from to guys into a dark forset, and then ending up in a wooden room with a cage with a werewolf in it. The two guys were there, and then the caged opened. As it was about to eat me I woke up. That was one freaky-ass dream.

Also, has anyone ever done the thing where their dreaming that their running and then tripping, and then you subconciously kick yourself in the leg and wake up? Happens to me alot.

No But almost every day when I wake up I find a few small cuts all over my body. And I don't know where they come from! Do you!

 

[Madrak the Red]

I had a dream where I rode a tricicle up a massive mountain, and when I got to the top there was a corner shop, from which I purchased a talking Nelson Mandela Action Figure. It was a big 12" one. I then remember running (on foot) away from to guys into a dark forset, and then ending up in a wooden room with a cage with a werewolf in it. The two guys were there, and then the caged opened. As it was about to eat me I woke up. That was one freaky-ass dream.

Also, has anyone ever done the thing where their dreaming that their running and then tripping, and then you subconciously kick yourself in the leg and wake up? Happens to me alot.

No But almost every day when I wake up I find a few small cuts all over my body. And I don't know where they come from! Do you!

I have many small cuts from which I do not know te source, but never after sleep. Maybe because you're the Swordsman, any there's too many swords! Swords are sharp..., see. Heh, I made a funny.... But I'm guessing you have loose nails in the vicinity of your bed, or your sheets are made out of razor blades. Or you're a subconcious masochist. I'll stop now.

 

[Mr_spamamam]

once i dreamed that i was standing in a pine forest, on top of a tree. then i shot fire out of my hands and just stood there, on top of the tree, watching the forest burn to the ground

 

[Fablaam]

I once had a dream that I was playing soccer on the beach, and a huge whale washed up on the shore. Then Kel from "All That" told me to go stand on the whale and play goalie, while balls got kicked towards to ocean. The goal tending on the whale soon became a rave on the whale, which gave the whale a large black spot on its back. Out of anger the whale ate the microphone Lewis and Clark were singing karaoke to "Mr. Jones" into. My friend Connor reached into the whale's mouth in order to recover the microphone, but the bristles the whale used for filter feeding were actaully extremely sharp and his arm got all bloody. In an attempt to clean his arm he jumped into the ocean, only to be attacked by a shark that resembled Mr. T. They had a boxing match, and the Mr. T Shark lost by 1 punch. Then we had pie at high noon.

No more midnight pizza for me.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

My weirdest dream actually involves a bit of deja vu (and september 11)

The night before semptember 11 I had a dream about an airplane crashing into a skyscraper. I then proceeded to wake up about 5 hours later and watch the twin towers attack on television.

Maybe you have clairvoyance. The same thing happens to me. A lot of times when something happens, I get a deja vu feeling, like I've dreamed it before.

 

[Vrex360]

I was in a wierd Jurrassic park kind of place looking at a T-rex from behind his fence, I swear this is true the T-rex started quoting lines from Martin Luther King's 'I have a dream speech' then broke out and chased me through the park still saying the lines. Along the way he ate an equal amount of both black people and white people without discriminating. Then he chased me into a closet which then turned into a church and I found myself getting married to an Asari from Mass Effect (Wrex was even the priest, I kid you not). Also for some reason Hannibal Lecter was my best man.
After me and the Asari got married we got on a spaceship and I put on the armour of the Masterchief and then we flew into space, had sex then got chased around by Leatherface for about ten minutes.

Can anyone please tell me what the hell this dream meant?

 

[Erana]

-.- I dreamed that Tendo82 walked into my room, handed me an Escapist shirt, then left without a word. I was still in bed, and staring at him with a "WTF" glare the whole time.

 

[ThaBenMan]

I had a really weird one last night -

I was on a roadtrip with two friends from high school (that I haven't seen since high school). Our destination was this place in some random city - it was a college of some kind, and the building was made up entirely of blue steel girders and ramps.

So we enrolled in the college and were instantly accepted. We went to our first "class", which was just sitting in a theater watching this weird old black and white movie. My friends got bored and just left, but I wanted to stay and take it seriously.

One of my friends came back and gave me a soda, but when I opened it, it sprayed everywhere like it had been shaken. An usher came over, and it was Michael Clarke Duncan [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003817/] - and he was pissed. So I profusely apologized and left right away.

I dropped out of the "college", and so my two friends and I just hung around at the Quizno's next door, talking to all the cute goth chicks that work there. And then I woke up.

 

[Buhhchester_United]

I once had a dream where a group of friendsand I were all in my room and then the sugar puff monster kept stealing us one by one I don't know where he took us because when he took me I woke up but since then I have liked sugar puffs a lot more than I did before the dream.

 

[skorpion352]

all of my dreams are weird

 

[megalomania]

I've had a couple of weird dreams in my time and one crazy hallucination (food poisoning induced). The weirdest two:

1: I dreamed that I knocked up a girl on my course, who I barely knew. I later told her about this. Error.

2: I hallucinated about being in the WW2 film A Bridge Too Far. Without a doubt the worst night of my life so far.

 

[ThaBenMan]

I've had a couple of weird dreams in my time and one crazy hallucination (food poisoning induced). The weirdest two:

1: I dreamed that I knocked up a girl on my course, who I barely knew. I later told her about this. Error.

2: I hallucinated about being in the WW2 film A Bridge Too Far. Without a doubt the worst night of my life so far.

A kind of had a hallucination once when I was sick - I was laying in bed, and I looked down at my body - it was like a miniature landscape, with mountains and valleys and trees, and there were wolves running around on it! Bizarre.

 

[Lord George]

I once dreamed I was drowning in liquorice, and a tetris block fell on my head. I then woke up covered in blood. I got freaked out until I realised I must have just rolled over and smacked my head again the wall.

 

[chomp.]

I was in an estate version of Del boy's car, only red, with my family. We drove down an alleyway into this red brick courtyard thing, with big office buildings on all sides. We stopped in the midde. Then my old geography teacher who has a weirdly small head (in real life too) came out, crouched down and started 'scanning' the ground with a rugby ball. Then my old RE teacher came out of another building and offered us two blocks of A4 file paper

Then, the same night, I had a dream where Agents from the Matrix were after me for no reason, and i couldn't find the right pair of shoes (for some reason I had to be wearing a specific pair of shoes) and I could only walk on my knees.

 

[chomp.]

I once dreamed I was drowning in liquorice, and a tetris block fell on my head. I then woke up covered in blood. I got freaked out until I realised I must have just rolled over and smacked my head again the wall.

Damn, you must have it it pretty hard. That indeed would be creepy though

 

[Blood_Lined]

the Singing jawbreakers, that dream was about 20 years ago and I'll never forget it.

 

[stumpy107]

The wiredest dream i had would must be my Shark dream whaere i was a janator for this aquirum made out of wood and one day I fell in to the tank where the sharks where kept. while i was in the waster i started to swim out but it was too late a shark was right behind me very soon it was infront of me and i started to punch it and finally i killded it but soon after i saw a gaint shark like jaws but BIGGER so I started to swaim the i reached the ladder to climb up to then all of a sudden the shark jumped up and bit me it half then i fell to the water and finally I died some how probaly loss of blood.(sorry for spelling)

 

[Spacelord]

I once dreamt I was chased by Optimus Prime, who wanted to literally tear me limb from limb. I hid in the kitchen cupboard, but he found me: he tore out the little doors then grabbed me by the throat. Then I woke up.

I believe I was 8 when I had the dream.

 

[blankedboy]

Hmm...

My strangest dream would have been one where I was walking down an alley, and then got stabbed by some freak in a hoodie (big surprise!). I then ascended to heaven, which turned out to be a massive cruise ship identical to the one in THPS3, except it had colored levels. All the people around me were also deceased, and apparently you had to perform great deeds, like spearing a shark that was attacking the cruise ship, to advance throughout the levels. That's when I woke up.

My strangest nightmare was when me, my brother, and my grandma were walking into an elephant enclosure at an abandoned zoo. In front of us were the Twin Towers. I glanced over to my right to see that my grandma had become my former next-door-neighbor Mitchell. We decided to climb one of the towers, and when we did, there was a conveyor belt to our left that led to a pit of ice-and-fire breathing hydras, and a pit on our right full of slimy asps. In front of us we could see out the window, where a giant, fiery demon stood. It began hurling fireballs at us bowser-style, and they knocked my brother onto the conveyor belt and Mitchell into the pit of asps. I picked up a gun from somewhere, and fired it at an electrical wire at the top-left of the room. The demon dissolved into the air, and my brother and Mitchell appeared next to me, unharmed. The tower fell over and exploded, and we walked out of one of the windows, yet again unharmed. We walked over to a tunnel in the back-right of the enclosure, and I noticed that Mitchell had become my grandma again. We walked down the tunnel, which had a floor that was made of thin, square granite bars every foot or so with lava in-between. We hopped along the bars in rhythm, and then I woke up.

The dream happened when I was twelve, the nightmare happened when I was five.