Whats the worst "anti-games" argument you have ever seen/received?

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Crazy_Dude

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Mass Effect is a bad porn game...

Yea I didn't even bother reacting to that, just so stupid.
 

zulu.fox

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Trezu said:
at my old school people would say [it was a christan school]. We were discussing Crime and why there are more crims then ever before.

My teacher says 'due to the large amount of video game sales as of late. It has made kids and teens more desensitised making them more violent and angry. Which i why there is more murder/robbery and Rapes.

and i put my hand up a avid gamer and i said 'i play video games and im not violent or desensitised to violence. Also where are you getting this from? where is your source for this?'

he replied with 'Well your not violent yet but one day you will just kill someone and enjoy it'

and i said 'Your full of it. you don't have a source and your obviously pulling this out of thin air'.

i got Detention and was sent a letter home in regards to my and im quoting

'Aggressive Behaviour and disregard for student saftey'
Very much like my VIth form. I remember when we had a PS2 in our common room , each game had to be approved by the Head; It was unbelievable: We were only allowed FIFA and GT4 . They banned stuff like Tekken, NHL etc. If you brought a laptop onto the site you had to sign an agreement that IT could literally search the hard drive to remove "objectionable content." I remember being forced to delete GTA2 that I had left on there by accident.
 

Woodsey

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Most recently a CVG editor (Tim Ingham) was asked to 'discuss' games on The Alan Titchmarsh Show. Who did they have on the panel, to smite the defender of the nasty video games that harm the children? A former editor of The Sun and a fucking sex toy expert who'd done voice work for a horror game years before.

The best bit came when Twatmarch categorically told Ingham that games don't have ratings "like films do" (in the UK, one of the two boards who rate games are also fully in charge of rating films), and said it was much easier for kids to access violent games at home then it was violent films because... because.

I don't even get annoyed any more, these people are hilarious.

I Have No Idea said:
Really? You overlooked the fact that there's rich characters, an engaging story, all wrapped up in a thrilling crime setting?
I continue to overlook that "fact".

Crazy_Dude said:
Mass Effect is a bad porn game...

Yea I didn't even bother reacting to that, just so stupid.
Its a terrible porn game; 30 hours long and only 2 minutes of sex! Rubbish.
 

Dark Knifer

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Batou667 said:
"XXX Hardcore Donkey Seduction, For Adults Only"
That made me laugh. Far too much...

fif1189 said:
What? Lapras can actually be useful? :p
Don't dis the lapras. It's ice and ice fuck your shit up and water so fire's useless on it.

[sub][sub][sub][sub]Plus my girlfriend likes Lapras and she stalks me on the escapist so yay for bonus boyfriend points... >.> <.<[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]


Uber Nerd moment aside, my mum used to say playing too many games will turn your eyes square like the tv.
 

Therumancer

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I Have No Idea said:
I hate it when people still think that Grand Theft Auto is only about hiring prostitutes and then killing them. Really? You overlooked the fact that there's rich characters, an engaging story, all wrapped up in a thrilling crime setting?

The Fox News "Sexbox" thing still makes me angry, too.
Well, honestly I think if a lot of the "sexbox" accusations would have actually been positive for the media (if I remember what your talking about correctly) because I think the lack of sexual content in "M" rated games is one of the things holding the medium back, I think game developers are too prudish overall which is why I thought complaints about sex in video games like the whole "alien sideboob" thing from Mass Effect were hilarious when you consider some of the things I've seen in "R" rated movies over the years.

As far as "Grand Theft Auto" goes, let's be honest, as richly developed as the characters might be all of the major characters are glorified sociopaths... even Niko, it comes in degrees, but not one of these characters is anything but a murdering scumbag when you get down to it. The thing is that while the complaints about the content are correct in spirit, I don't think any of that matters. I mean the characters in "Grand Theft Auto" games are no worse than those from various crime or horror movies. When one of the most favorably reviewed and positive shows of all time is "The Sopranos" which totally revolves around a group of complete scuzbuckets what you see in "Grand Theft Auto" is really no big deal, and honestly "The Sopranos" is pretty tame compared to some other works in the genere. Tony, the main character, is a guy who once beat a dude to death (a former gangster who went into witness protection) and then got into a car and was making small talk with his daughter
about school... At another point Chris and Paulie wound up killing some waiter who complainted about Chris not leaving a tip after a fairly elaborate dinner and thought murdering the dude was no big deal compared to the situation that lead to Chris not
leaving the tip.... I mean WTF, want to talk about murdering sociopaths this is all on a similar level, especially the latter bit.
 

enzilewulf

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Well I once saw some one who said that Video games inspire violence. (This was Fox of coarse. AKA the idiot christian right.) They actually had a sensible person there for once who said "Maybe the parents should actually heed the warnings on the game label? Most of us gamers usually play games to relax and chill out"

He was met with "Well your not a mother so you wouldn't understand how hard it is to turn down your child from something they want."


Umm not like I would know anything but isn't that what a parent is suppose to fucking do?
 

zulu.fox

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In the UK its more complicated. The Vast majority of games have this PEGI thing, that is used across the EU , its not that useful as it has no legal standing in the UK, its just an advisory. Some games (like GTA series, MadWorld) have the BBFC rating which is the same as used in films. This is legally backed and it is an offence (heavy fine) to sell an 18 certificate to anyone who isnt 18 or over . Most places will actually ID you if you are buying an 18 (I am 21 and still get ID'd.) So basically the only way for a little kid to get hold of an 18 certificate is to get an adult to buy it for them. Surely the industry can't get the blame if some negligent parent buys their 12 year old kid manhunt?
 

Vault101

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x-machina said:
That one video of the reverend saying that Pokemon are not only the tools of satan, but it literally teaches kids black magic.

Yeah, that's the worst anti-gaming arguement I have ever heard
wow...I forgot amercans have to put up with this extra crap :/....well at least you have an R rating right?
 

agent_orange420

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_sJnFUHcrg&feature=related

allan tichmarsh (UK gardening bloke, now with chat show for all not Uk peeps) ripping it out of games, the worst part is, the lady who is adamantly anti-games has been a voice actress on a computer game. utter utter twonks.
 

zulu.fox

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agent_orange420 said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_sJnFUHcrg&feature=related

allan tichmarsh (UK gardening bloke, now with chat show for all not Uk peeps) ripping it out of games, the worst part is, the lady who is adamantly anti-games has been a voice actress on a computer game. utter utter twonks.
Well what do you expect from a chat show, presented by a barely competent GARDENER of all people. Kevin McKenzie is the Editor of the Sun a tabloid that is full of controversy. And that Julie Peasgood who is a voice actress in Martian Gothic : Unifaction . A game that is just as violent as those that are being discussed. Hypocrisy thy name is Julie Peasgood.
 

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In real life? Just the usual "they're a waste of time". Apparently entertaining and enjoying myself isn't a suitable way to spend my time.
 

idodo35

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a while ago on the escapist they posted about fox news saying portal 2 was offensive to orphans
why you ask? because wheatly (who is literally designed to be the dumbest computer ever) tries to make fun of chell (the protagonist) for being orphan then, when asked whats wrong with being an orphan he has no answer...
uhh fox news your #1 sourse for ignorance...
 

Atmos Duality

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000Ronald said:
Not me, but my mother was told by a teacher I was going to literally bring a gun and kill people because I played Super Mario 64.

Top that!
Actually being detained at school on an even more vague accusation because I had a Game Boy Color in my backpack.
And having to get "medically cleared" (examined by some approved head shrink) so I could go back to school.

Yes. We live in a world that absurd.
 

CM156_v1legacy

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Vault101 said:
but anyway...in the name of rightous anger whats the worst anti-game insult/argument/attitude you have ever seen? or been the receiver of? [/B]
This was a while ago, and my mother, who made the argument, has since changed her mind on the matter.

She thought video games should not receive First Amendment protection because they didn't exist when the Founding Fathers wrote the constitution. I asked her the if the Second Amendment, which we both support, should only apply to flintlock weapons, and not semi-automatics. After a long pause, she couldn't give me an answer.
 

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x-machina said:
That one video of the reverend saying that Pokemon are not only the tools of satan, but it literally teaches kids black magic.

Yeah, that's the worst anti-gaming arguement I have ever heard
I remember that XD
And Kadabra was the devil because he had z's on his chest.
 

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Scrustle said:
It has to be this:


That is just... they don't have a grasp on reality let alone virtual reality. It also stinks of racism a lot.
Oh wow a game thta will teach me how to use a real magic wand, oh boy I know what im doing tonight!