What's the worst example of bad science in a film you've watched?

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Damoclies

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V3x said:
This is just a wild guess as I haven't read the books or any material describing the matrix idea/universe but,

what if it was intentional to symbolize that humans > machines, because of our "soul". Human warmth or energy can be interpreted in many ways ;)
My own imagination always cast the humans as some sort of biological mainframe. Yes, thermodynamics would make them useless as power sources, but you have billions of minds wired into your network, what is to stop you from using some of the idle run time? Every few decades you "reboot" the system to clear out registry errors (neo) and viruses (smith)to keep the system running smoothly. Donno, that's how I would have written the last movie.
 

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In Terminator: Salvation, all the machines are wildly inacurate. We have machines that can fire a machine gun (and have every bullet hit the sames spot) now, but in the future, machines are about as accurate as a drunk with Parkinson's.
Once saw a goalkeeper being tested, god those things are scary computers literally able to place bullets wherever it wants.

found a vid of one, though it's not quite as impressive
http://www.pakistan.tv/videos-goalkeeper-ciws-gun-system-[nY6nm-6eCzM].cfm
 

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i dont know what the worst science movie ive seen is... but ''weird science'' would definitely have to be the best science movie ever
 

Outright Villainy

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V3x said:
Outright Villainy said:
Seerio said:
Outright Villainy said:
As much as I enjoyed the first film, the Matrix as a concept makes no sense.
The laws of thermodynamics do not work that way!

[HEADING=2]Entropy motherfuckers! Look it up![/HEADING]
Would you (or anyone else) mind explaining that relation a little bit? I don't think I understand.

Hell, link me to some literature about it if possible.
Well, the first law of Thermodynamics states that the amount energy in a system is equal to the work put in, as well as heat lost the surroundings.
Everyone's heard:
"Energy can be neither created nor destroyed, just changed from one form to another."

For humans to have to be able to produce energy, the machines will have to give them the same amount of energy. If the humans were a perfect machine, they'd simply get back what they started with. Entropy is kind of hard to explain, but essentially in every thermodynamic process, the amount of useable energy either stays the same, or more realistically, always decreases. Think of heat loss to the surroundings in any machine, or the energy wasted powering their brain. There's no way they can get that back.

They're basically wasting energy keeping humans alive, which defies the entire point.
This is just a wild guess as I haven't read the books or any material describing the matrix idea/universe but,

what if it was intentional to symbolize that humans > machines, because of our "soul". Human warmth or energy can be interpreted in many ways ;)
I've yet to see a way that introduces it in a heat equation though. :D

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We mock your fleshy sacks, and your "souls" are pitiable.
*cough*
Sorry, got something caught in my throat...
Damoclies said:
My own imagination always cast the humans as some sort of biological mainframe. Yes, thermodynamics would make them useless as power sources, but you have billions of minds wired into your network, what is to stop you from using some of the idle run time? Every few decades you "reboot" the system to clear out registry errors (neo) and viruses (smith)to keep the system running smoothly. Donno, that's how I would have written the last movie.
The whole using people's brains in parallel processing is the best explanation I've heard; from a poster earlier in the thread they said that was the original idea, but got scrapped because they thought audiences wouldn't understand it.

Then they made the Matrix reloaded.

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Humans are hilarious sometimes.
 

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Khitchary said:
FAIL. Ok .... you are all arguing about something that is really stupid in regards the *can you hear lasers in space*.

1. There is no *science* to show that we will ever be having *space ships* or *laser weapons*.
I disgree with this. First of all, we have space ships. It's just that we call them rockets and shuttles and whathaveyou. They're still space ships.
 

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Queen Michael said:
Khitchary said:
FAIL. Ok .... you are all arguing about something that is really stupid in regards the *can you hear lasers in space*.

1. There is no *science* to show that we will ever be having *space ships* or *laser weapons*.
I disgree with this. First of all, we have space ships. It's just that we call them rockets and shuttles and whathaveyou. They're still space ships.
True.

The no laser weapons is patently nonsense we already have them (big though they are) and space only really presents the problem of cooling while removing dissipation and refraction issues that atmosphere causes.

No ships? there's no reason not to scale up the space craft we already have.

If Khitchary is referring to faster than light ships then equally there are several theories that could allow for such travel that are both plausible and awaiting a debunk.

Warp travel is one possibility so long as the ship stays below light speed and distorts space around itself.

Worm holes are the most likely candidate we have. create a worm hole and drag one end through space, yes it's slow but once the holes are in place we'd have theoretically instantaneous travel.

Brane tunnelling is another, shaky, theory. Mathematics show the universe may be a far more complex beast than we can observe and our 'universe' simply lies atop a massive multi-dimensional structure, the theory being if you can bundle up your ship between dimensional Branes you'd be able to pass through other dimensions to short-cut across the ones we observe.

Don't write off FTL we don't have a full physical model yet and many things stand outside of human understanding; even if we did have one everything we think we know could be artefacts of our limited perception and faulty thinking. Like the blind men and the elephant. The physical sciences have been rocked several time requiring a full re-think, maybe we are overdue another.
 

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Terminate421 said:
666 is actually 999 which takes us to the year 1999.......
End of Days FTW. That movie is just about as bad as a movie gets. Still a lot of fun though.
 

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Queen Michael said:
That you can hear explosions and laserguns in space.
It's the worst because the film-makers can't even plead ignorance - everybody knows about this.
Yes yes, we all know that, but space battles wouldn't be nearly as entertaining without the sound effects.
 

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canadamus_prime said:
Queen Michael said:
That you can hear explosions and laserguns in space.
It's the worst because the film-makers can't even plead ignorance - everybody knows about this.
Yes yes, we all know that, but space battles wouldn't be nearly as entertaining without the sound effects.
Dead silent light show, then a massive *whump* any time it hits the ship.
I think that'd be awesome. You'd know it was serious fucking business!
 

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Queen Michael said:
That you can hear explosions and laserguns in space.
It's the worst because the film-makers can't even plead ignorance - everybody knows about this.
I love being the asshole who points this out....

You can hear sounds in space.
Space is not a complete vacuum, and retains enough molecular density to carry the wave compressions that form sound. It is quiet, but if an explosion was big enough...
http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/mystery_monday_030922.html
 

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Star Trek 2009

"A supernovae that threatened the galaxy"

*facepalms*

C'mon Abrams, youre not even trying to make me like this film are you?!
 

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Unrulyhandbag said:
[/thread]Either that or plan9 from outer space shouldn't be allowed.
There's not a single thing in the film that holds up to any scrutiny. shoddy camera work, production, sets, special effects, script, story and everything else. It wasn't accused of being the worst film ever made for no reason.
It was damn funny to watch though - Why yes I did waste 90 minutes of my life watching Plan 9 - Totally worth it ^_^
 

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mishagale said:
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surprised no one has mentioned lightsabers. now don't get me wrong lightsabers are ossum but from a purely scientific point of view they are rediculous.
Dr Michio Kaku posits that you could make a lightsaber using a plasma torch with a telescopic ceramic core. Check out the TV shows Science of the Impossible, also his book Physics of the Impossible (but I don't think the saber idea was in the book.)
i did see that. but that wasn't rly a lightsaber imo. it was a ceramic stick with plasma coming out of it.
 

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CCountZero said:
Queen Michael said:
That you can hear explosions and laserguns in space.
It's the worst because the film-makers can't even plead ignorance - everybody knows about this.
This isn't an example of "bad science". They're perfectly aware of this.

The reason for them breaking this rule of science is that the moviegoers and -buyers wouldn't be comfortable watching a movie that includes thirty minutes of space warfare, with nothing but Captain Kirk occasionally screaming commands to his subordinates.

That would, simply put, be mindboggingly boring.
I disagree, I think an epic space battle in total silence would be pretty cool.
 

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I know it's not fair to place all the blame on Roland Emmerich for this stuff. He didn't write the scripts but he is the Director and as such he should have some final say in this stuff.

Independence Day: How is Will Smith able to fly that alien aircraft? Professional Jet Pilot does not equal Space Jockey! How was Goldblum able to program a virus that was compatible with the Alien technology? I don't care if he's an MIT graduate that doesn't make him fluent in Alien software. Also, How did the virus tansmit itself to the alien Mothership? Are they running Mac OS? Was there a USB port in the ship?

Godzilla: Forgiving the idea that Godzilla was a mutant Iguana, how is it tunneling under New york city without causing serious damage to the infrastructure? Why would it be born pregnant? There's no evidence of any Reptile or Amphibian that is born pregnant! I know Godzilla's a mutant but this is still stupid.

He's actually gotten better with The Day After Tomorrow and 10,000 B.C. At least the Bad Science in those movies isn't something that any High School Student knows is pure bunk.
 

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Armageddon, By (Suprise, Suprise) Michael Bay.
My Friend Told Me That At NASA They Make Them Point Out How Many Science Mistakes There Were In The Film :p
 

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TehIrishSoap said:
Armageddon, By (Suprise, Suprise) Michael Bay.
My Friend Told Me That At NASA They Make Them Point Out How Many Science Mistakes There Were In The Film :p
In my opinion, the biggest mistake is simultaneously saying that 1. The asteroid is REALLY HUGE.
2. The asteroid COULDN'T BE SEEN, it wasn't big enough. Hogwash, I say, hogwash!