What's the worst Movie you ever saw?

[Gwarr]

I can't believe I forgot to mention " the Smurfs" the new movie they launched this year. It has the accomplishment of making my 7(seven) year old nephew want to leave the theater . He actually said , I paraphrase, " This is shit , let's play some Starcraft 2" . I'm such a proud uncle <3

 

[Crazy_Dude]

Twillight Sucks

How can a parody of a bad movie be even worse then the original? Twillight itself was funnier then the parody.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

'A Serbian Film' (original title: Srpski film) A film so gruesome and horrible, the first film ever I could not watch. I guarantee there is no movie more disturbing than that one.

Seconded, that and Human Centipede 2, which I had to illegally download because of it's UK ban.

And awful as in shit, probably Thunderbirds, never again.

 

[Fanfic_warper]

I was froced to sit throug all the High School Musicals, the new Hairspray, and all of those were god awful, but at the top of my list is Repo Man for having a such a good story all the way to just before the end only to reveal that the entire second half of the movie never happened and was in fact just a coma dream.....Worst movie for me.....

 

[General BrEeZy]

total recall. that was boring and lame to me. screw the hooker too. no...just.....no.

 

[Dark-Dreymer]

The Village. M Night still had some credibility going for him after Signs and the trailers actually looked quite good. My cousin and I had both just turned 12 and this was back before Spiderman introduced the 12A rating so we were feeling pretty psyched about getting to see a 'grown-up' movie at the cinema, we paid for the cushy luxury seats and everything... It was okay for the first half-hour or so, it even got a jump out of me (Although, that scene was included in the trailer so I don't really count it all that much) but then everything went to shit with M Night's signature "WTF were you thinking?" twist. My cousin and I bitched about how bad it was the entire way home.

 

[yjchung]

Birdemic. The birds make jet plane noises when flying and explode upon impact. The birds look totally real, though.

 

[XDravond]

Worst seen well since I have weird "code" I hate when they mislabel movies. So Woody Allen's "comedies" I sat through one (can't remember its name), and forced myself not falling asleep under the whole "comedy" I smiled slightly ONCE!.. that no fracking comedy. But thats my taste, and taste is like your butt divided...

 

[iphonerose]

Garage. a film with Pat Short, only film I ever walked out of the cinema for! Soooo boring, though I hear it became somewhat better after I left but I couldn't last longer than an hour-ish. Also the number 23 was ridiculous!

 

[Gladiateher]

The Last Airbender. It wasn't even funny bad it was just awful.

 

[Outcast107]

I will say Blindess. Such a godawful movie.

The plot of the movie is this. A new type of sickness (Or dieases take your pick)that makes people blind. The government goes and gathering everyone who has this and put them in a old hosipital (Or something, its been a WHILE since I seen this). Though one of the characters wife is fine but wants to stay with her husband so she fakes it.

Now get this. One of the blind guys takes over the place and somehow has a gun (A pistol). So he orders everyone has to listen to him cause he the only one with a gun. So what does everyone do even the girl that can see? OF COURSE they listen to him. Even though ever one just turn blind, it seem their expert in dealing with it. First face palm of the movie.

So what does this guy do with this power? Well he holds the food and tells everyone they have to give up their belonglings. Second face palm from this movie. Next the guy wants all the females of the other groups to come and act like whore for food. I just stop watching this after this point.

 

[dex-dex]

"But I'm A Cheerleader!"

I have no idea how the makers of this film thought that it could possibly be funny, inspiring charming or in the least bit watchable. It is a smug, hateful movie thats trying to deal with the topic of those imbecilic "pray the gay away" camps but fails in every respect of confronting any issues and it is purely awful. Garish performances, weak storytelling, bad scripting, mediocre camera work and editing it is pure cinematic bile. Had to watch it because one of my exes (who fancied herself an outspoken bisexual but was just a poser) claimed it was magnificent and her favourite movie. Dear God, what a fool.

In close second, The Matrix Revolutions. The only flick I've ever walked out on in a cinema.

Jamie Babbit was the lady who directed it.
That was her first movie and has done a lot better things such as directing episodes of Gilmore Girls, Malcolm in the Middle, United States of Tara, Nip/Tuck and The L Word.
I have seen the movie and it could have been better done but you never know what you are doing on the first time you make a movie. so obviously you need to take it with a grain of salt but there are far worse movies that but I'm a cheerleader.

OT: New moon. no doubt. I rarely get bored with movies an this one was mind numbling boredom! I know it is an easy target but it truly is.

 

[Magicmad5511]

I'm gonna go with the Batman and Robin(1997). I'm pretty sure it isn't actually the worst film I've ever seen but it is the worst I can think of right now. Some parts are ridiculously stupid, with an example being most of the speech spoken by every character. The only character I can cope with is Arny as Mr Freeze. His one liners are funny in the way they are rubbish but rubbish on purpose. Clooney and the other 2 and whoever plays Ivy are so smarmy about being main characters its ridiculous.

I had to laugh at one point when Batman said "she's just using you Dick"(or something like that) to Robin. He meant Dick Ward, Robin's real name but it sounds like he's just calling him a dick(which he is).
OH and special mention goes to the plastic nipples on the bat costumes. Excellent work being the caped crusader hero of th night...with small platic nipples.

 

[Mahoshonen]

The worst movie I saw that I recognized as bad while watching it was Batman Forever. I know most people would put Batman and Robin down, but I had no desire to see it after watching one trailer, and so I avoided it altogether. But Forever is pretty terrible in its own right. Everyone faults Schumacher for returning to West-Batman, but Forever and B&R were like a toxic mixture of Tim Burton's Batman and the 60's version. The tone was schitzophrenic - Jim Carrey was pretty much reprising his role in Ace Ventura/Dumb & Dumber/The Mask and Tommy Lee Jones was just a hammy villian that liked to flip coins, while Val Kilmer just brooded because it obviously wasn't clear that Bruce is motivated to be Batman because HIS PARENTS ARE DEEEAAAAAD!!!!

 

[chaosyoshimage]

Sucker Punch comes to mind only because I watched it recently, but I wouldn't peg it as the worst film I've ever seen. The Last Airbender maybe? I only watched it because I loved the animated series, I usually avoid films I've heard are really bad.

 

[ShogunSam-R-I]

The Last Airbender. Truly M.Night's worst and completely destroyed any faith I had in him as a film maker, a man and a supposed "fan" of the series.

I love Waterworld, but the edited DVDs Universal releases for it are HOLY SHIT GOD AWFUL!!

 

[Queen Michael]

Green Lantern. Plot holes, bad acting, no attention given to the aliens, cheesy dialogue...