What's the worst pick up line you've used/had used on you?

[swankyfella]

"The area under your curves is directly proportional to the slope of my linear function. Can I lay tangent to them?"

I saw some poor guy get way too drunk and then laughed out of a party for trying this line.
That poor, poor guy.

This wasn't me, but i felt it deserved a little love. God knows the guy hasn't gotten any since that night.

 

[Weskerbot3000]

hi, i'm vic mionga (or however its spelled)

 

[emeraldrafael]

i once used the pick up line steve Byrne used as a joke about a foreigner messing up American Pick Up lines. it actually got me a date.

So Ig uess the worst one that failed was I referenced P2 Innocent Sin by saying, and i kid you not "you are my Maya Amano, and I'm your Tatsuya Suou, so lets make an Innocent Sin for some External Punishment". Amazingly the girl knew what i was talking about, and giggled before walking away. though I later asked her out like a normal person.

.... I know, its amazing I got rid of my V-Card.

Worst one used on me, well, I think the worst someone ever said was I was too ugly for them, so I should be humbled and glad they want to date me so I can be more popular.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

"So, I just moved out of my parents basement and into my friends studio apartment,...would you like to have a drink with me..."

Me: ";; I..wha..."

Not sure if that's a pick up line exactly, but , it was what was said.

 

[Ladette]

All of these were said by me while I was drunk.

"All women are lesbians, some just don't know it yet."
Yeah, I got slapped pretty hard there, I deserved it.

"I can bend steel with my thighs!"
Shockingly the most successful pickup line I ever used, thank you WoW.

"You're hot, i'm hot, let's hook up."
We didn't.

"You just gave me a boner."
Que a lot of odd looks.

_
So yeah, I suck at pickup lines.

 

[corsair47]

"D'you want pumped?"

Honest to god, that was the first 3 words my boyfriend ever said to me. That's right people, that line worked.

i actually consider that four
d'you isn't really a contraction, now is it?
i have a few terrible ones that i've never used (i avoid pickup-lines and cliches like the plague)
1. Did you just fart? because you blew me away
2. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
3. I lost my number, can I have yours?
4.How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"D'you want pumped?"

Honest to god, that was the first 3 words my boyfriend ever said to me. That's right people, that line worked.

i actually consider that four
d'you isn't really a contraction, now is it?

Weirdly I'm not focusing on the grammar of it, more focusing on the fact that somebody actually got picked up by the proposition of pumping.

But yes, technically it is 4 words. But I'm not a grammar Nazi.

 

[corsair47]

"D'you want pumped?"

Honest to god, that was the first 3 words my boyfriend ever said to me. That's right people, that line worked.

i actually consider that four
d'you isn't really a contraction, now is it?

Weirdly I'm not focusing on the grammar of it, more focusing on the fact that somebody actually got picked up by the proposition of pumping.

But yes, technically it is 4 words. But I'm not a grammar Nazi.

i suppose it is true that when someone is trying to pick you up by the proposition of pumping, you don't care an incredible amount about the number of words he used

 

[sassafrasses]

"are we in Tennesee? Because you're the only 10 I see"

"are we in fox's? because you're the only fox I see"

"I wanna get crazy with (my name)"

all said by 14 - 18 yr old guys. I'm 21...

Um... there was one that actually included the words "spread your legs."

I don't remember the rest... I know theres more. When I think of the rest, I'll post those.

EDIT: I'm at work and asked my coworker, he goes "how would you like your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized?"

This one time, I had a guy snap his fingers at me and whistle and ask "if I said 'on your knees' would you get down?"

 

[TwistedEllipses]

"You look like Robert Paterson, I like Robert Paterson" (used on me)

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

One time some gothy dame came up and told me she was going to drain me of all bodily fluids. Almost exact words.

Haha no you won't because I'm going to run away now.

 

[Owen Majkowski]

Please, nearly every woman I've met in the past 5 or so years (even ones I haven't thought about dating) seem to think men should always be the ones to ask women out, not the other way around, which really sucks for me given how shy I tend to be.

It's all those damn princess movies, teaching women from an early age to wait for "Prince Charming" to come along when they should really be getting off their asses to go look for him.

but enough of that... My favorite still has to be "Hey baby, is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants!"

 

[Zergadooful]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!

Kudos to somone who can... NAME THAT GAME!!!

Mafia 2! I thought that was hilarious, Vito's reaction was what made it though.

 

[PMorgan18]

I will use my friend to answer this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpUMYQe6uHY

 

[Owen Majkowski]

I must be a really good ninja then.

Damn i didn't even see your post the first time around.... ok then
"Does this rag smell like chloroform?" and if that one's been used then oh well, I'm not finding any more.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"D'you want pumped?"

Honest to god, that was the first 3 words my boyfriend ever said to me. That's right people, that line worked.

i actually consider that four
d'you isn't really a contraction, now is it?

Weirdly I'm not focusing on the grammar of it, more focusing on the fact that somebody actually got picked up by the proposition of pumping.

But yes, technically it is 4 words. But I'm not a grammar Nazi.

i suppose it is true that when someone is trying to pick you up by the proposition of pumping, you don't care an incredible amount about the number of words he used

Pretty much. All grammar and word count issues were pushed to the back of my mind.

I also want to clarify here: I didn't go with him entirely because of the line. The line's a quote and I just cracked up laughing but ended up spending the rest of that night with him.

 

[Gottesstrafe]

"Hey baby, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?"