What's up, Nutella?

[dvd_72]

Now don't get me wrong, Nutella is amazing. I love the stuff to death.

But you know what's truly godly? Speculoos spread. Nothing I have ever tasted has surpassed speculoos spread

No, that stuff's disgusting and unnatural!

Blasphemer! You'll burn in speculoos hell for that!

No I won't! Speculoos/speculaas is meant to be eaten solid! If this keeps going on I'll need to somehow get this thread moved to Religion and Politics.
So where are you from? I'm from the country of origin of speculoospasta and believe you may be a fellow person.

Speculoospasta comes from the Netherlands right? If so then you're close, but not quite. I'm from Belgium. It could also be that I'm wrong and it does originate in Belgium, because I haven't actually done any research into it, in which case yes, I'm from the same country that brought speculoospasta to the world

I'm afraid it's from Belgium, I believe it became famous after a program called "The designers" to find useful new inventions. There seemed to be 2 people who claimed the rights though. One of them worked in a nursing home where the old people had a hard time chewing the solid stuff and he made it into a paste.

Really? That's a story I'm going to have to remember!

 

[Mau95]

Now don't get me wrong, Nutella is amazing. I love the stuff to death.

But you know what's truly godly? Speculoos spread. Nothing I have ever tasted has surpassed speculoos spread

No, that stuff's disgusting and unnatural!

Blasphemer! You'll burn in speculoos hell for that!

No I won't! Speculoos/speculaas is meant to be eaten solid! If this keeps going on I'll need to somehow get this thread moved to Religion and Politics.
So where are you from? I'm from the country of origin of speculoospasta and believe you may be a fellow person.

Speculoospasta comes from the Netherlands right? If so then you're close, but not quite. I'm from Belgium. It could also be that I'm wrong and it does originate in Belgium, because I haven't actually done any research into it, in which case yes, I'm from the same country that brought speculoospasta to the world

I'm afraid it's from Belgium, I believe it became famous after a program called "The designers" to find useful new inventions. There seemed to be 2 people who claimed the rights though. One of them worked in a nursing home where the old people had a hard time chewing the solid stuff and he made it into a paste.

Really? That's a story I'm going to have to remember!

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[Goofguy]

This is news to me, and I friggin love Nutella.

 

[Spencer Brower]

Bery well, after having read all your... how should I say this... "interesting" and "true" explanations, I wil shut up about it. Danke schön, merci, bedankt en tot morgen, I'll be here der ganze Woche.

You know, instead of mixing English, French and German, you could just PICK one. XD

 

[SuperSamio64]

Nutella is f**king amazing. Honestly one of the best things I've ever had the fortune of eating. In fact,thanks to you, I'm eating it straight out of the jar right now.

 

[ElPatron]

Nutella jokes are awful.

It's a forced meme. Forced memes are never funny. That's why people say "memes are not funny" - they have only heard of the forced ones, which are everywhere.

 

[Reavia Vanover]

Just tried Nutella yesterday, it was the time of my life.

 

[Vegosiux]

Nutella is simply the bacon of stuff-in-jars-that-you-put-on-bread. Someone thought up a funny pic of it and then everyone and their dog jumped on the bandwagon.

 

[Arcadian Legend]

Nutella is fucking amazing, but I never expected it to possibly become the new bacon. Saying that though I haven't even since these Nutella jokes anywhere. At least not yet.