What's with all the insane douchebaggery?

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AlexMitu

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So I know this girl, we'll call her Jane. Jane has a certain way of going about life, that just spells d-o-u-c-h-e-b-a-g. She's also not alone, many people fit into the mold she has imprinted on Earth.

She claims originality, though she isn't for these reasons
-She takes pics in black and white or in a sepia tone, subjects ranging from an up close of a flower with a light glare blocking the sky, to a road sign with graffiti at a 45 degree angle.
-She titles her albums on Facebook in all lowercase, with a period at the end, though the title isn't a sentence
-Her album names "obliviate.", "rememberme." "a lovely evening."
-She talks in 3rd person, claiming woe to the most absurd things "Today, the greatest tragedy has fallen upon Jane, her iPod battery has died!"
-She says artists like Lady Gaga and Lil' Wayne, are killing music, with their lack of style and originality, yet she frequently posts info. about which concerts she's attending (Lady Gaga being one of them, mind you, along with other douchebag "bands" such as Fallout Boy and All American Rejects"
-She refers to everyone as "kids", as in "Good night Kids, leave me shit"

Anyway, just had to vent, she added me on FaceBook a year ago (goes to my high school), and since then my feed has been filled with her crap, I had to vent

EDIT: Sorry forgot to include something of discussion value xD. Ummm, what kinds of douchebags have you had the unfortunate fate of knowing?
 

Sneaky-Pie

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I'm speechless.

What am I supposed to discuss? Are you saying that because she doesn't share your interests, that makes her a douche bag?
 
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Anyone who refers to themselves in the third person and isn't doing so as a joke is, in fact, a douchebag.

That being said, you could just remove her from facebook and ignore her. Its not that hard.
 

molesgallus

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AlexMitu said:
So I know this girl, we'll call her Jane. Jane has a certain way of going about life, that just spells d-o-u-c-h-e-b-a-g. She's also not alone, many people fit into the mold she has imprinted on Earth.

She claims originality, though she isn't for these reasons
-She takes pics in black and white or in a sepia tone, subjects ranging from an up close of a flower with a light glare blocking the sky, to a road sign with graffiti at a 45 degree angle.
-She titles her albums on Facebook in all lowercase, with a period at the end, though the title isn't a sentence
-Her album names "obliviate.", "rememberme." "a lovely evening."
-She talks in 3rd person, claiming woe to the most absurd things "Today, the greatest tragedy has fallen upon Jane, her iPod battery has died!"
-She says artists like Lady Gaga and Lil' Wayne, are killing music, with their lack of style and originality, yet she frequently posts info. about which concerts she's attending (Lady Gaga being one of them, mind you, along with other douchebag "bands" such as Fallout Boy and All American Rejects"
-She refers to everyone as "kids", as in "Good night Kids, leave me shit"

Anyway, just had to vent, she added me on FaceBook a year ago (goes to my high school), and since then my feed has been filled with her crap, I had to vent

So I know this pretentious, arrogant, self-righteous douche bag.

He claims originality, but he isn't for these reasons;
-He judges other peoples originality. Presumably from some higher plane, filled with entirely original people; completely uninfluenced by their culture.
=He self-righteously proclaims his own self-righteousness as a basis for a supposedly logical explanation of his own self-righteousness.
-He inspires ridiculous comments, like that.
-He misses the irony-out. Rather than exposing the irony in someone behaviour, maybe through a complex psychological analysis, and process of interviews with friends and family, he logs onto an internet forum and cums all over the front page.
-He misses the crushing irony of his own posts.
 

L3m0n_L1m3

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But I like All American Rejects...

And like everyone else here has kindly suggested, you can delete her. You aren't obligated to accept her friend request.
 

Agent_Nahmen_Jayden

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AlexMitu said:
Anyway, just had to vent, she added me on FaceBook a year ago (goes to my high school), and since then my feed has been filled with her crap, I had to vent

EDIT: Sorry forgot to include something of discussion value xD. Ummm, what kinds of douchebags have you had the unfortunate fate of knowing?
You can hide her news feed posts you know... I know plenty of douchebags, though I'm too lazy to explain them.
 

WINDOWCLEAN2

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molesgallus said:
AlexMitu said:
So I know this girl, we'll call her Jane. Jane has a certain way of going about life, that just spells d-o-u-c-h-e-b-a-g. She's also not alone, many people fit into the mold she has imprinted on Earth.

She claims originality, though she isn't for these reasons
-She takes pics in black and white or in a sepia tone, subjects ranging from an up close of a flower with a light glare blocking the sky, to a road sign with graffiti at a 45 degree angle.
-She titles her albums on Facebook in all lowercase, with a period at the end, though the title isn't a sentence
-Her album names "obliviate.", "rememberme." "a lovely evening."
-She talks in 3rd person, claiming woe to the most absurd things "Today, the greatest tragedy has fallen upon Jane, her iPod battery has died!"
-She says artists like Lady Gaga and Lil' Wayne, are killing music, with their lack of style and originality, yet she frequently posts info. about which concerts she's attending (Lady Gaga being one of them, mind you, along with other douchebag "bands" such as Fallout Boy and All American Rejects"
-She refers to everyone as "kids", as in "Good night Kids, leave me shit"

Anyway, just had to vent, she added me on FaceBook a year ago (goes to my high school), and since then my feed has been filled with her crap, I had to vent

So I know this pretentious, arrogant, self-righteous douche bag.

He claims originality, but he isn't for these reasons;
-He judges other peoples originality. Presumably from some higher plane, filled with entirely original people; completely uninfluenced by their culture.
=He self-righteously proclaims his own self-righteousness as a basis for a supposedly logical explanation of his own self-righteousness.
-He inspires ridiculous comments, like that.
-He misses the irony-out. Rather than exposing the irony in someone behaviour, maybe through a complex psychological analysis, and process of interviews with friends and family, he logs onto an internet forum and cums all over the front page.
-He misses the crushing irony of his own posts.
WIN.


OT: You do realise you can remove friends on Facebook right?
There seems to be more to this story than your telling us. The only other conclusion would be that you were fishing for attention and are an extremley sad individual.

But i'm sure thats not the case and there is some more story here.......Possibly.
 

Edorf

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Am I the only one who finds the information about her slightly sexy?

Arhem... To me she sounds like a typical wannabe-emo teenager girl.
 

Thyunda

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Edorf said:
Am I the only one who finds the information about her slightly sexy?

Arhem... To me she sounds like a typical wannabe-emo teenager girl.
I'd stay away from that if I were you. If a tragedy to her is her iPod battery dying, that is one girl you don't want to disappoint...and since the whole thing is in third person, she'll either be celebrated for writing a disturbingly detailed erotic tragedy....or you'd be in a lot of melodramatic trouble.
 

rabidmidget

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...and?

Her lifestyle choices are different from yours, she sounds a little self-absorbed, but then so is everyone.
 

Cazza

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We all know atleast someone like that or have aspects of that. I found to avoid that issue I stay off facebook as much as possible(had to get it so people would stop asking me to get it).
 

jigilojoe

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I have similar friends, but they aren't assholes, they're nice people, just arguably dillusional.