What's with all the insane douchebaggery?

[stiborge]

Am I the only one who finds the information about her slightly sexy?

Arhem... To me she sounds like a typical wannabe-emo teenager girl.

Ehhhhhhhh..... I think you might be.

OT: Well whatever, I suppose if you needed to vent then er... go ahead. There probably is somewhere better to do so then here, though. All you're going to get here are people saying (pretty acurately) that there are worse people out there and suggestions to delete her which maybe you don't want to do for whatever reason. This is really something you should vent about to your friends... probably ones that know her not uninterested third parties on a forum.

 

[DeepComet5581]

Anyone who refers to themselves in the third person and isn't doing so as a joke is, in fact, a douchebag.

Either that, or they're a member of the Hanar (Cookie for the reference).

Don't really know anyone I would refer to as a douchebag though. That might be because I'm British and we call them "Twats".

 

[Ubermetalhed]

I believe the phrase 'butthurt' is applicable here.

 

[Outright Villainy]

So I know this girl, we'll call her Jane. Jane has a certain way of going about life, that just spells d-o-u-c-h-e-b-a-g. She's also not alone, many people fit into the mold she has imprinted on Earth.

She claims originality, though she isn't for these reasons
-She takes pics in black and white or in a sepia tone, subjects ranging from an up close of a flower with a light glare blocking the sky, to a road sign with graffiti at a 45 degree angle.
-She titles her albums on Facebook in all lowercase, with a period at the end, though the title isn't a sentence
-Her album names "obliviate.", "rememberme." "a lovely evening."
-She talks in 3rd person, claiming woe to the most absurd things "Today, the greatest tragedy has fallen upon Jane, her iPod battery has died!"
-She says artists like Lady Gaga and Lil' Wayne, are killing music, with their lack of style and originality, yet she frequently posts info. about which concerts she's attending (Lady Gaga being one of them, mind you, along with other douchebag "bands" such as Fallout Boy and All American Rejects"
-She refers to everyone as "kids", as in "Good night Kids, leave me shit"

Anyway, just had to vent, she added me on FaceBook a year ago (goes to my high school), and since then my feed has been filled with her crap, I had to vent

So I know this pretentious, arrogant, self-righteous douche bag.

He claims originality, but he isn't for these reasons;
-He judges other peoples originality. Presumably from some higher plane, filled with entirely original people; completely uninfluenced by their culture.
=He self-righteously proclaims his own self-righteousness as a basis for a supposedly logical explanation of his own self-righteousness.
-He inspires ridiculous comments, like that.
-He misses the irony-out. Rather than exposing the irony in someone behaviour, maybe through a complex psychological analysis, and process of interviews with friends and family, he logs onto an internet forum and cums all over the front page.
-He misses the crushing irony of his own posts.

Spoiler: Sorry, but I have to...

Ot: If there's anyone I don't get on with on facebook I just delete them. Pretty simple.

 

[Hiphophippo]

Wait...you add people on facebook you aren't close personal friends with?