We've all heard the zombie apocalypse plans, but what about aliens? If aliens suddenly came and attacked earth, what's your plan to either fight or hide? Or will you simply bow down to your new alien overlords?
What's your alien invasion plan?
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Go back to sleep. If they've mastered space travel before us, there isn't a chance of winning a war against them. Best to either hope that they die of a disease alla War of the Worlds, or they don't notice the tiny insignificant island that is Ireland.
Err join the army? Well it depends how scary these alien are either they just shoot you to death or tear you limp from limp.
I will put a sign up in my lawn saying, "Free Drinks Inside"
When the aliens walk in, I will give them a seat on the couch and we will talk about their plans for world domination. I will even give them a free Obama bobble head for a souvenir. Maybe in exchange, they will give me a nice lazer blaster.
When the aliens walk in, I will give them a seat on the couch and we will talk about their plans for world domination. I will even give them a free Obama bobble head for a souvenir. Maybe in exchange, they will give me a nice lazer blaster.
I've thought about this.
Plan A: Attempt to start up a militia-like defence force. Get vapourised during our final charge onto the guns of our enemy.
Plan B: Attempt to defend my loved ones. Get vapourised trying to save them from the guns of our enemy.
Plan C: Not realise invasion is happening. Get vapourised attempting to microwave a pot noodle without taking the lid off of the little tub-thing it comes in.
Plan A: Attempt to start up a militia-like defence force. Get vapourised during our final charge onto the guns of our enemy.
Plan B: Attempt to defend my loved ones. Get vapourised trying to save them from the guns of our enemy.
Plan C: Not realise invasion is happening. Get vapourised attempting to microwave a pot noodle without taking the lid off of the little tub-thing it comes in.
I'd join the resistance.
Chances are I'd perish, seeing as I have no weapon or war experience, but at least I'd fight for our earth's sovreignity, right?
Chances are I'd perish, seeing as I have no weapon or war experience, but at least I'd fight for our earth's sovreignity, right?
Damnit, here I thought you were Commander Shepard.Sean Hollyman said:
OT: Well, given they've mastered interstellar transport and we haven't, one wonders why they'd bother with our planet. I'd apply to their tertiary education system, assimilate all their knowledge, organise some sort of resistance, harness my strategic genius, ???, profit.
captcha: kiesTo confronted... hmmm, so at least I know what they're called now...
If they were weak, i'd shoot them all dead. If they were strong or worthy i'd do what Dr Breen does.