Whats your backup!?

[Azraellod]

Spoiler: Rip Van Winkle. Because I like opera now.

I don't need any others, because realistically I'm going to be the one commanding the army that is supposedly attacking me.

 

[jebus4you]

a rabbit with floppy ears. they would all get distracted by his cuteness while i killed them one at a time

 

[Twilight_guy]

Jesus... with laser guns.

 

[Azraellod]

a rabbit with floppy ears. they would all get distracted by his cuteness while i killed them one at a time

...You know what cats do to rabbits, right? I'd rethink that strategy.

 

[DrDeath3191]

A large team of Girl Scouts selling Thin Mints. Yes, I'd still be doomed, but at least I have Thin Mints!

 

[awsome117]

Srgt Johnson. With Lazor eyes.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

surprising no one has mentioned chuck norris.

EDIT: which is good

I'd take Norris if we lose, because then we both die.

 

[Timotei]

Spoiler: This

 

[dududf]

Easy.

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In case heavy weapons guy goes down.. *sigh* this guy can replace...---V

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Just to keep the mens Morale up.

Last guy, is this fella, he's only good for drawing Agression. And loooves his chiken.

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Yeah you're pretty much fucked.

 

[Rheden_Sol]

My elite team of pokemonz of course!
Roserade, Solar Beam all of them in one blow! muahahaha
Finish them off Infernape, Earthquake!

 

[firedfns13]

The guy from the madness cartoons...
teamed up with the madness jesus and madness clown!
and you thought cthulu and heavy weapons guy were bad!

 

[Neonbob]

*blinks*
Backup?
That implies I need help.
This is a fallacy.
Someone with a penchant for nukes needs no backup whatsoever.
Think about that for a second.

Still, if someone is going to be a stickler, I suppose that Fat Man Spoon is my backup. Having a mad geneticist on your staff is damned fun. You never know what thing will be sent out to do your bidding/serve as backup.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

My backup is a cardboard cut-out of Randy Rhoads. It beats even Chuck Norris & Bear Cav combined.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Dr. Manhattan [http://sullivenom.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/manhattan4.jpg]

You have no idea how difficult it was to find a good picture that was not completley focused on the penis aspect of Dr. Manhattan, people can be so stupid.

 

[HalfCaptainRob]

Hm. I would say a pack of raptors equipped with rpgs, riding flying great white sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.

/thread

oh. and a kitten.

 

[Zildjin81]

A distraction.

 

[ender214]

Fire.

Need I say more?

 

[Alex the Pally]

Spoiler: This

The Xamel? Good choice. You'd make Anavel Gato proud.

My backup would be either

A. Mobius One
B. A horde of tap-dancing cows (the terror!)
C. Commander Sheppard, Master Chief, the Doom Guy, Duke Nukem, Heavy Weapons Guy, Gordon Freeman, Eddie Riggs, Abraham Lincoln, and the hot-dog stand guy out on the corner.
D. Mr. Furious.

 

[War Penguin]

Like Raving's. An entire penguin army trained by me. Myes. Excellent. >