What's your curse?

[FalloutJack]

The Curse of Massacre destroys all mein enemies.

 

[Zaik]

I can't cook anything using a recipe. Anything I make following a recipe(even simple stuff) always turns out odd and different from what anyone else gets, and generally not for the better.

It's not so bad, I get to learn through trial and error, which probably occasionally results in stuff much better than generic recipes can make, but I make awful crap that sounded good in my head just as often as I say things that are dumb but sounded good in my head, which is often. Also stuff I can make that I know is good is fairly limited and often just has a bunch of cheese, meat, and/or rice in it with one or two extra things.

 

[Snowy Rainbow]

You're a sweetheart. Sorry to say I've got more "padding" than I should for my age, gender and height. I'm not exactly fat, but boy, I'd kill for a flat stomach.

Awww. Don't be mean to yourself. You look very pretty. Let other people worry about the numbers on a scale if they wanna.

Besides, flat tummies are overrated. We all know a soft belly is much better to cuddle into :3

 

[Doc Gnosis]

I expect my curse to be a mystery man - like Shakespeare - when I die.

 

[geK0]

I'm cursed to only ever date women who turn out to have some sort of severe mental illness 0_0

no but seriously, my exes are bat shit crazy

 

[Kerrie Garbett]

I can't open a new bottle or can of soft drinks/Soda on wednesday because It foams up and explodes literary every time.

 

[crudus]

I am cursed to do things exactly as I am told. Seriously, you need to tell me exactly how to do something or I won't do it right. I don't make assumptions when doing a task I was told to do, and I suffer greatly when doing new tasks.